Free Escada Moon Sparkle Perfume
This free Escada Moon Sparkle perfume fooled me for a good 5 minutes before I realized you have to enter in your birthday as Day/Month/Year instead of the normal way we here in the states do it. Apparently I can’t read and many of you are probably wondering how it is I survive on a daily basis. The answer is a lot of luck and kindness pity from random strangers. At least now I’ll smell better when somebody comes to my aide and politely explains you can’t walk naked down the middle of the road, no matter how much Captain Morgan you’ve consumed that evening.
[via Tabita - thanks!]






The jerkfaces on the web site keep telling me that the the birthdate I entered – the same one that’s on my drivers license and passport – is incorrect. WTF.
I got stuck on that one too. Thankfully I went back and read your post ;]
See! I’m not the only goofball out there who can’t read
Good thing that my DOB is 12/12!
It worked FINE for me!! Humm…
Oh, well aren’t I the dorkass of the day. Stupid european dates.
You make me smile every day with your humor Goobs. Keep it up, we need more like you in this world.
I can’t even find a place to enter info
Where’s the free Captin Morgan? And where is this street you like to walk down!
I had the same problem on several other sites. At least I now know that I am not alone out there.
Am I a reject from the I can’t read farm??? The websites for Christiana perfums and moon perfums are difficult to enter birthdates.
I just tried it, I was surprised that it still worked. The tampax freebie worked still, too. Cool.