Free Lifestyles Condom

Posted on 10.27.2008 by Goob in Animals / Pets

EDIT: This is no longer available, but don’t worry, I’m sure this will be back soon!

It’s getting cold outside, nobody has any extra money to go to the movies, and baseball is a few short days away from being done for the season. So what’s a person to do if they want to help pass the time? Well, you could always sign up for this free Lifestyles condom and use the next few weeks to find a special someone in your life before it arrives. And people say there’s nothing to do during the winter!

[via the forums]


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:: 17 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 Bellesouth | October 27th, 2008 at 01:22 pm

    I can’t wait to read the freebie review on this one.

    OOH! After I signed up I found this little nugget of trivia:

    “A little over 33 minutes is the average length of the average sex session, including foreplay.”

    You hear that, Fellas?

  2. #2 Goob | October 27th, 2008 at 01:28 pm

    Haha, only 33 minutes? :D

  3. #3 Jim | October 27th, 2008 at 01:38 pm

    “Find a special someone”? certainly carries a unique meaning now that I see you have this freebie posted under the category of ANIMALS/PETS.

  4. #4 RedStaple | October 27th, 2008 at 01:43 pm

    Yeah, I noticed the category choice too…..lol.
    Someone has a sense of humor….

  5. #5 Jim | October 27th, 2008 at 02:24 pm

    Free AND funny. Life just doesn’t get any better…unless, of course, you have a free condom AND a special someone!

  6. #6 Tammy | October 27th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    Cool! I was needing balloons for my husbands birthday party!!!

  7. #7 mikeychang | October 28th, 2008 at 03:39 am

    no choice for the magnum on lifestyles like there was on trojan. hiyo!

  8. #8 Holly | October 28th, 2008 at 08:59 am

    Ummm….I don’t think my pets need a condom but my husband is an animal in bed so I guess it applies…LOL

  9. #9 Goob | November 14th, 2008 at 02:14 am

    I just want to clarify that I do in fact love my readers and their equally warped sense of humor :D

  10. #10 Phathom | January 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    Why did I find this under the animals/pets section, are you specifying if we get this we have to do it “Doggie style” or is it just a fluke?

  11. #11 Joanne Hartman | January 21st, 2009 at 08:52 am

    Thanks this might come in handy for my son he is 16

  12. #12 Christina | January 29th, 2009 at 03:21 pm

    For the love of all that’s holy, why is this in the pets category?

    *facepalm*

  13. #13 cait | February 20th, 2009 at 02:47 am

    I think I have spent the last half hour roflmao. So let me get this write not only will we need to do it doggy style but are you sure this will help insure that I don’t have a litter of puppies?
    WOW

  14. #14 tatzanx | March 13th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR DOG!!!!!!(asks the guy sitting around in his underwear with one of his cats)

  15. #15 Alice | March 17th, 2009 at 12:01 am

    LMAO!! your readers are hilarious too!

  16. #16 dsmdominates | April 27th, 2009 at 08:44 am

    hahahahaha longest ive gone so far is 3 hours and im only 19

  17. #17 Sarah_292 | July 9th, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Tried this out of sheer boredom…due to the high demand they have cancelled/ended this…



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