It’s getting cold outside, nobody has any extra money to go to the movies, and baseball is a few short days away from being done for the season. So what’s a person to do if they want to help pass the time? Well, you could always sign up for this free Lifestyles condom and use the next few weeks to find a special someone in your life before it arrives. And people say there’s nothing to do during the winter!
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hahahahaha longest ive gone so far is 3 hours and im only 19
LMAO!! your readers are hilarious too!
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR DOG!!!!!!(asks the guy sitting around in his underwear with one of his cats)
I think I have spent the last half hour roflmao. So let me get this write not only will we need to do it doggy style but are you sure this will help insure that I don't have a litter of puppies? WOW
For the love of all that's holy, why is this in the pets category? *facepalm*
Thanks this might come in handy for my son he is 16
Why did I find this under the animals/pets section, are you specifying if we get this we have to do it "Doggie style" or is it just a fluke?
I just want to clarify that I do in fact love my readers and their equally warped sense of humor :D
Ummm....I don't think my pets need a condom but my husband is an animal in bed so I guess it applies...LOL
no choice for the magnum on lifestyles like there was on trojan. hiyo!
Cool! I was needing balloons for my husbands birthday party!!!
Free AND funny. Life just doesn't get any better...unless, of course, you have a free condom AND a special someone!
Yeah, I noticed the category choice too.....lol. Someone has a sense of humor....
"Find a special someone"? certainly carries a unique meaning now that I see you have this freebie posted under the category of ANIMALS/PETS.
Haha, only 33 minutes? :D
I can't wait to read the freebie review on this one. OOH! After I signed up I found this little nugget of trivia: "A little over 33 minutes is the average length of the average sex session, including foreplay." You hear that, Fellas?
Congratulations! You've just discovered HIF - the coolest site on the Internet if you ignore lots of other sites. I'm Goob and I spend way too much time looking for 100% legit freebies. I also make horrible jokes.
Tried this out of sheer boredom...due to the high demand they have cancelled/ended this...
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