Can anybody explain the header image of this free Flying magazine from RewardsGold to me? Why are there so many bottle of water next to the magazine? I’m…I’m really baffled over here. Let’s see, do any of the survey questions pertain to water? No. Does it mention getting a free sample of water with your magazine? I don’t see that anywhere. Maybe they’re warning against the danger of reading the magazine while dehydrated?

Oh well, I signed up for this freebie anyway. I used to love airplanes as a kid and for a while was hellbent on becoming a pilot. Then I was introduced to Mr. Algebra and realized I should probably select a career that involved writing. So what was my first freelance gig in college? Editing a math textbook. I swear, Irony is my most faithful friend.