Free Smart Towel

Posted on 11.18.2008 at 12:08 am by Goob in Cleaning

EDIT: Looks like the smart towel isn’t so smart anymore! Er, uh..something like that to say this freebie has been Hiffed.

Law #924 that Goob will sign once he becomes Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy: you’re not allowed to name something “smart” unless it’s a sentient being that can pull off a passable game of chess. You got that, free smart towel? Just because you have lines drawn on you does not mean you’re smart. I draw things on my friends all the time when they pass out and I assure you they’re not too smart. How do I know? They still continue to pass out, even when I’m holding two sharpies in my hand and giggling uncontrollably with excitement!

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kocicka

Free SmartTowel™ Sample Update: Due to an overwhelming response, we’ve had to temporarily remove the offering for a free SmartTowel. Thank you for your interest in Kaivac and please check back in the future for new innovative cleaning products.

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lynn

Free offer removed

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kim

anything free like a towel can make a free gift.

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Bren

I got my request in before they closed it...whoop whoop...I'll hafta let ya know just how smart this towel is...if I indeed get it! Thanks again Goob!

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chrystel eaton

I would love to have this as a freebiee

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ficholas

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Gloria

No more smart towel..... =(

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kim

Looks like the smart towel has dried up!

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Goob

Are you sure? It's still loading for me.

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nicci

this sight does not work 10:05 am

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Shawn

I numbered my underwear with quadrants, that way when one side gets soiled I know if I need to put them on backwards or turn them inside out. It's fool-proof, thanks Smrat Tewol!

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