Free Smart Towel
EDIT: Looks like the smart towel isn’t so smart anymore! Er, uh..something like that to say this freebie has been Hiffed.
Law #924 that Goob will sign once he becomes Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy: you’re not allowed to name something “smart” unless it’s a sentient being that can pull off a passable game of chess. You got that, free smart towel? Just because you have lines drawn on you does not mean you’re smart. I draw things on my friends all the time when they pass out and I assure you they’re not too smart. How do I know? They still continue to pass out, even when I’m holding two sharpies in my hand and giggling uncontrollably with excitement!
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I can’t play chess to save my life, but I bet I’m smarter than that towel.
xD
I numbered my underwear with quadrants, that way when one side gets soiled I know if I need to put them on backwards or turn them inside out.
It’s fool-proof, thanks Smrat Tewol!
this sight does not work
10:05 am
Are you sure? It’s still loading for me.
Looks like the smart towel has dried up!
No more smart towel….. =(
Free SmartTowel™ Sample Update:
Due to an overwhelming response, we’ve had to temporarily remove the offering for a free SmartTowel. Thank you for your interest in Kaivac and please check back in the future for new innovative cleaning products.
I would love to have this as a freebiee
I got my request in before they closed it…whoop whoop…I’ll hafta let ya know just how smart this towel is…if I indeed get it! Thanks again Goob!
anything free like a towel can make a free gift.
Free offer removed
Free SmartTowel™ Sample Update:
Due to an overwhelming response, we’ve had to temporarily remove the offering for a free SmartTowel. Thank you for your interest in Kaivac and please check back in the future for new innovative cleaning products.