Free Smart Towel

EDIT: Looks like the smart towel isn’t so smart anymore! Er, uh..something like that to say this freebie has been Hiffed.

Law #924 that Goob will sign once he becomes Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy: you’re not allowed to name something “smart” unless it’s a sentient being that can pull off a passable game of chess. You got that, free smart towel? Just because you have lines drawn on you does not mean you’re smart. I draw things on my friends all the time when they pass out and I assure you they’re not too smart. How do I know? They still continue to pass out, even when I’m holding two sharpies in my hand and giggling uncontrollably with excitement!

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:: 12 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 Stevie |

    I can’t play chess to save my life, but I bet I’m smarter than that towel.
    xD

  2. #2 Shawn |

    I numbered my underwear with quadrants, that way when one side gets soiled I know if I need to put them on backwards or turn them inside out.

    It’s fool-proof, thanks Smrat Tewol!

  3. #3 nicci |

    this sight does not work
    10:05 am

  4. #4 Goob |

    Are you sure? It’s still loading for me.

  5. #5 kim |

    Looks like the smart towel has dried up!

  6. #6 Gloria |

    No more smart towel….. =(

  7. #7 ficholas |

    Free SmartTowel™ Sample Update:

    Due to an overwhelming response, we’ve had to temporarily remove the offering for a free SmartTowel. Thank you for your interest in Kaivac and please check back in the future for new innovative cleaning products.

  8. #8 chrystel eaton |

    I would love to have this as a freebiee

  9. #9 Bren |

    I got my request in before they closed it…whoop whoop…I’ll hafta let ya know just how smart this towel is…if I indeed get it! Thanks again Goob!

  10. #10 kim |

    anything free like a towel can make a free gift.

  11. #11 lynn |

    Free offer removed

  12. #12 kocicka |

    Free SmartTowel™ Sample Update:

    Due to an overwhelming response, we’ve had to temporarily remove the offering for a free SmartTowel. Thank you for your interest in Kaivac and please check back in the future for new innovative cleaning products.



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