EDIT: No longer available!

Call me crazy, but this free Baby Phat perfume is right on the money. I know whenever I think of baby fat, my next thought is always “man, that stuff sure does smell good! Somebody should make a perfume out of it or something!” Just imagine what kind of world we’ll soon be living in now that my ideas are finally starting to come to fruition!*

* Goob does not guarantee that this new world will be fun for anybody but himself. Enter said world at your own risk and make sure to bring a jetpack – you’ll understand when you get there. Those who are pregnant, elderly, or afraid of zombies need not enter.

[via Rebecca - thanks!]