Free Canker Melts

Posted on 01.07.2009 at 3:33 pm by in Health / Fitness

EDIT: This freebie is no longer available.

I feel like these free Canker Melts are purposefully trying to bait me with their goofy name. But I’m going to be the bigger man here and walk away. No siree, they can’t suck me in no matter OH COME ON! Canker melts? As in it’s going to melt away my canker sores? Isn’t that using the same kind of logic like the Simpsons quote where Homer and Chief Wiggum are stuck in a giant hole and propose to dig their way out?

Quimby: I guess we’re not going to find anything.
Otto: Um, how are we going to get out of here?
Homer: We’ll dig our way out!
Wiggum: No, dig UP, stupid.

If you’re thinking I was just looking for an excuse to quote the Simpsons today, then you know me far too well.




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Linda

It worked for me. Scroll way down to the bottom of the form after answering the questions.

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Marie

Ditto - no submit button!!!!!!!! It's not free if you can't get it!

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Caroline

I don't see any way to submit the form. No "submit" button.

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Pat

Awww. C'mon 'fess up. We all know you were first in line to sign up! Hehehe.

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