Free Canker Melts

Posted on 01.07.2009 by Goob in Health / Fitness

EDIT: This freebie is no longer available.

I feel like these free Canker Melts are purposefully trying to bait me with their goofy name. But I’m going to be the bigger man here and walk away. No siree, they can’t suck me in no matter OH COME ON! Canker melts? As in it’s going to melt away my canker sores? Isn’t that using the same kind of logic like the Simpsons quote where Homer and Chief Wiggum are stuck in a giant hole and propose to dig their way out?

Quimby: I guess we’re not going to find anything.
Otto: Um, how are we going to get out of here?
Homer: We’ll dig our way out!
Wiggum: No, dig UP, stupid.

If you’re thinking I was just looking for an excuse to quote the Simpsons today, then you know me far too well.

:: 7 Comments About This Freebie ::

#1 Pat | January 7th, 2009 at 03:48 pm
Awww. C’mon ‘fess up. We all know you were first in line to sign up!
Hehehe.
#2 Michele | January 8th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Hey it’s free. !
#3 Caroline | January 8th, 2009 at 03:22 pm
I don’t see any way to submit the form. No “submit” button.
#4 Marie | January 9th, 2009 at 09:52 am
Ditto – no submit button!!!!!!!! It’s not free if you can’t get it!
#5 Linda | January 9th, 2009 at 02:16 pm
It worked for me. Scroll way down to the bottom of the form after answering the questions.
#6 Mary Schaefer | September 4th, 2009 at 05:54 pm
broken link

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