EDIT: Wow, that went really fast, especially for a Rewards Gold offer.

Unfortunately this free Martha Stewart Living magazine subscription will be the closest I’ll ever get to having a home makeover. Although I’m not sure I’d actually want Martha Stewart to show up at my house one day. Something tells me she’d get one look at my bedroom and have a heart attack. What?! It’s not my fault there’s an inch of dirty clothes on the ground and the old pizza in the trash can is only days away from becoming sentient.

What’s that? Oh, it is my fault? Whatever, you can either keep standing there playing the Blame Game or partake in a much more important game of Help Goob Find His Keys. It’s not the snow’s fault I’ve been stuck in my house for the past few days, if you know what I’m saying.