Following up on their successful Election Day giveaway, you can get one free Krispy Kreme donut just by stopping in at your local store tomorrow (Tuesday, January 20, 2009). I say they keep up with the pace they’ve now set and give away free donuts once every two months. I’m pretty sure that was one of Obama’s campaign promises or something.
EDIT: We Hiffed it!
Vamonos! Let’s all go and get a free Dora the Explorer Pampers kit, which includes:
I personally want the Diego training trophy for my mantle. I never was good at sports and always ended up with the “Great Participation!” trophies. But hey, I’m potty trained darn it, so in my book I won and deserve a trophy!
If you binged or still are binging on Christmas goodies, like I am, then this healthy freebie review is for you! I figure between now and Valentine’s I will eat nothing but good stuff because once the chocolate candy hits the store shelves…look out! So today I am reviewing Orville Redenbacher’s 100 Calorie Smart Cakes that were on HIF on October 16th.
The cakes were a Walmart freebie, the best kind of course! I got mine on October 30th, so they came pretty fast. Two kinds were offered: Cheese and Caramel. If you’re a smart freebie getter, you just put in two different emails or used your middle name as your first like I did. I received both samples!!
Eat some meat and veggies for a meal with this free Quaker Dark Chocolate Raspberry Almond True Delights and I’m pretty sure you’ve then covered every major food group. I’m no nutritionist though, so I can’t verify if that’d be a healthy diet or not. Let’s check in with the judges. *ERRRRRNT* Crap, that was the buzzer. I’m pretty sure if I ever made it onto Jeopardy, I’d do worse than Sean Connery.
Please ignore that Inauguration Day freebie post you may have seen here on the site or in your RSS reader earlier tonight. It’s clearly a work in progress and was accidentally published to the main site for a while. That’s what I get for trying to drink wine and eat dinner while I work!
EDIT: This freebie keeps dying and coming back to life, so keep at it until you get in.
Whoever is in charge of freebies over at Quaker needs to be simultaneously given a raise and fired. I love that they’re giving away so many freebies, really, I do. But what’s up with constantly changing the address of this free Quaker Simple Harvest granola bar offer? Is it in hiding from the mob? Did it skip town after being unable to pay the local bookie? Have I been watching too many movies lately? So many unanswered questions, so little time.
Luckily I was good at Hide & Seek as a kid, so this freebie will never be able to slink away from HIF for too long. I’m pretty sure I’m part bloodhound!
EDIT: I know this is annoying, but you have to copy and paste this link in order for it to work: http://www.startsampling.com/sm/100574/
I initially thought this free K-PAK Shampoo and Conditioner was some leftover prop item used on the movie by the same name, but it turns out this is a real product. Now I’m not sure which I’d rather have – a freebie or something I could sell on ebay.
Singing up for this freebie also enters you into a contest to win more body products, so here’s to hoping a fellow Hiffer can finally win one of these contests!
[via Kristina - thanks!]
Last week we told you about the free Obama Inauguration New Yorker cover and now it looks like GQ wants to jump on board as well by giving away their free Obama Inauguration cover! It’s available for today only, so obviously you’ll want to sign up for it now rather than putting it off until tomorrow, kind of like how you keep procrastinating on taking down the Christmas decorations. Yeah, yeah, don’t try and tell me it’s because you enjoy the festive spirit they bring to your home year-round. You’re just lazy!
And by you I obviously mean me. Some people say having a dead Christmas tree in my living room can’t be healthy, but I like to think that I’m helping to fertilized my carpet.
[via Kristina - thanks!]
The last thing I need right now is this free Sound & Vision magazine, which appears to be about high tech gadgets and gizmos. Everybody has their weakness and mine is something that can make a cool noise while doing something pointless. My cabinets are full of appliances that I thought would make great purchases. Turns out I don’t really peel all that many pineapples nor do I commonly need to heat up 12 hotdog buns. But hey, it’s nice knowing that I can, right?
They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but I swear I’ll propose right on the spot to the first girl who brings a Skymall catalog with her on a date.
[via Kristina - thanks!]
Walmart has a few different free Poise liner products to try, which I still love getting because they always force me to come up with a new creative use for them. The last one of these I got became a hat for my dog, but she didn’t appreciate my good taste in fashion. She ended up throwing it off her head and glaring at me with an underlying message of “if you appreciate waking up every morning with all your limbs intact, I’d suggest you leave that ‘hat’ of yours right there on the floor.”
I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.
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