Coupon: Free Express Panties

Posted on 02.27.2009 by Adam in Clothes, Coupons

I think today is “Battle of the Sexes Friday.” Every freebie that Goob and I have found have been so staunchly on one side of the line or the other. And if you’re a guy, well, this coupon for a free pair of panties from Express from 2/27 to 3/1 (PDF file at the link) isn’t really going to do you much good if you’re single.

Well, it might. You could always use them as a cheese cloth, to impress male friends who are coming over by leaving them laying around conspicuously, or as slingshots.

Or not. Any other ideas for different uses? Its a Friday afternoon and my brain’s mostly shut off…

[via the forums]


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:: 19 Responses to Coupon: Free Express Panties ::

  1. #1 Goob | February 27th, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Why did you have to go and give me the idea to use these as a slingshot… I blame you for my upcoming altercation with the local sheriff!

  2. #2 Crystal | February 27th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Hilarious!

  3. #3 crystal h | February 27th, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    did this coupon come in an email from their emailing list? cause im on their emailing list and i never got it. :(

  4. #4 Summer | February 28th, 2009 at 01:04 am

    I also tried to do it online and it didn't work

  5. #5 froggie | February 28th, 2009 at 01:30 am

    I used it at the store just fine,
    I can't wait to hear the about the 1 phone call Goob gets………….

  6. #6 Goob | February 28th, 2009 at 04:16 am

    I promise there are photos / videos soon to be published here on HIF.

  7. #7 Julie | February 28th, 2009 at 06:32 am

    lol! I tried the online and it said the code (2737) was not valid, POO! no slingshot for me, snark.

  8. #8 cashd00d | February 28th, 2009 at 08:24 am

    It only works for certain styles online. My girlfriend tried it and it did not work for the boy shorts, but it worked for the bikini cut. $8 shipping online though, so your best bet is to take the coupon to a store.

  9. #9 adamjcohen | February 28th, 2009 at 03:07 pm

    Is this as good/better than my tale of almost being arrested the morning of my wedding? :D

  10. #10 eujenni | February 28th, 2009 at 07:46 pm

    I went to the store and got one yesterday.

  11. #11 ana martorell | March 1st, 2009 at 01:37 am

    thx

  12. #12 karla | March 1st, 2009 at 02:20 am

    Hi! I went to store and got it today! However, beware, a lot of Large, XLarge available and few mediums, small, no extra-small. I think it's a good idea to also use the coupon online, however you have to pay shipping ($8).

  13. #13 Shelly | March 1st, 2009 at 04:54 am

    Hi, thanks Goob for this post, can't wait to go tomorrow!

  14. #14 marlena17 | March 1st, 2009 at 05:11 pm

    i went to the mall yesterday…got the panties and the sample of lotion from victoria's secret…..great deal!!!!!

  15. #15 shelly | March 2nd, 2009 at 12:58 am

    Got mine today :) Marlena I got my lotion the other day too!

  16. #16 Luci | March 2nd, 2009 at 04:37 am

    the store I went to ran out of the specified colors, so they were giving zebra-print panties instead haha

  17. #17 debra_deal | March 3rd, 2009 at 02:23 pm

    id like to recieve a coupon for the panties that are free. because the coupon has exspireon this site thanks.if you could help

  18. #18 jake | May 9th, 2009 at 01:01 pm

    i got me a pair and i am wearing them now
    ps i am a guy

  19. #19 Rick | May 11th, 2009 at 09:11 pm

    All you ladies that got a pair of these,wear them for 1 week straight,and mail them to me with a picture of you,put the panties in a zip lock baggie to seal the arroma in .I`ll pay you $20.00 + shipping cost,I love to sniff,and collect em.



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