I haven’t the slightest idea what this mystery freebie is going to be, but I’m excited. When was the last time we even had a mystery freebie? Last summer? Now before any of you jump the gun and say this is simply a contest, have a gander at the official rules and you’ll find this: Everyone entering will receive a prize valued at $3.00 and up at no cost. Sounds good enough to me.

I really felt odd entering my age of 26 into a “teen freeway” website though. Future images of me in my fifties, wearing a letter jacket, and talking about the good ole’ days where I was the star quarterback for the state champions flashed before my eyes. Then I remembered we didn’t win state and I didn’t letter. Actually, I wasn’t technically a football player, but I was the best darn male cheerleader out there! Unfortunately they wouldn’t even let me on that team, so I just ran out into the squad from the stands whenever I spotted an opening. Ahhh, memories.