EDIT: Haha, so Adam already posted this earlier this morning. Hooray for ineptitude! My bad

Okay, this free Roots of Nature Remedies haircare product is a Walmart freebie, so we all know what that means: it’ll be here within two or three weeks, but it’ll also be dead by the end of the day since freebies from Walmart have a shorter lifespan than a bubble.

The last time I encountered any roots of nature was when I was digging a ditch in my backyard. It turned out that I was digging right on top of some roots from a nearby dead tree. I ultimately decided my only choice was to pull out an axe and start hacking away at them. What a fun and memorable day that miraculously resulted in me retaining all of my toes and fingers!