Freebies and free stuff

Recently the wife and I got a new exercise bike. We set it up in the living room and now we can sit down and watch TV and workout. Can’t really beat that.

And cooler than that too is that our new bike has an iPod port on it, so I could load up this free Bally Total Fitness Workout mix and listen to it while pedaling away. Though, with two RuPaul tracks on there? Well, I might have to stay a ways away…

In case you’re wondering what all else is on there?

1. Workout – RuPaul (Tony Puccio Remix) 6:14
2. Mindbuster – Jocelyn Brown & Oliver Cheatham (Frankie C Radio Mix) 3:22
3. Everybody Rise Pt.2 – Muriel Fowler (Funky Junction Radio Edit) 3:09
4. That Sound – Brinsley Evans ft. Sy Smith (Funky Junction & Antony Reale Radio Mix) 3:16
5. Candy – The Lollypop Gang (AudioPhreakz Radio Mix) 4:22
6. Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous – RuPaul (Funky Junction Radio Edit) 3:25
7. Let Me Step Inside – Darrell Martin ft. Paul Cortes (Funky Junction & Antony Reale Radio Mix) 3:17
8. Found A Cure – Plaza People 4:27
9. Send Me An Angel – Michal Nicolas (Georgie’s Dirty Angel Mix) 3:38
10. I Like – Darrell Martin ft. Muriel Fowler (Raul Rincon Radio Mix) 3:02
11. It’s Alright – Darrell Martin ft. Ramona (Funky Junction & Antony Reale Elektro Gryphon Radio Mix) 3:00
12. Do You Like My Body? – The Lollypop Gang (Audiophreakz Vocal Radio Mix) 2:49
13. Ding Dong (Pick Up The Phone B*tch) – Cell Phish (Money and Fun Club Mix) 6:21
14. Lost In Vietnam – Jah Sound (Dark Mix 2) 8:41
15. One Nation – Darrell Martin Vs. Paul Cortes (Groovepusher Mix) 6:42
16. You Got a Whole Life – Papi Vs. Bellakayla (Constantino Pavadano Radio Mix) 2:53

In honor of it being Dr. Suess’ Birthday, the following post will be written in anapestic tetrameter! Well, except for that sentence. And that one. Doh! Okay, starting….now!

It’s Monday once again and I’m quite full of woe.
For it’s back to the office that we must all go.
A long week full of work ahead isn’t pleasant.
Which is why I now offer you this great present.
Yes, I’ve found a new code to the box made of Red.
Yet you must use it now for tomorrow it’s dead.
So enjoy the free movie that you’ll watch tonight.
Best of luck picking one without starting a fight.
As for me I’ll be watching the recent Batman.
I admit that I’m quite a geeky, nerdy fan.

Yeah, I kinda had trouble working in the code, which is MS72K3 for those of you wondering.

EDIT: The coupon is no longer available.

I normally don’t post freebies that involve rebates, but this free Just For Men Touch of Gray is worth $9.50, so to heck with my normal habits. To make it even more enticing, the freebie is good through the end of 2009! I’m not even graying, but I went ahead and printed out the rebate form just in case I start to develop a premature case before years end. In fact, the only creatures in my house who are graying are my dogs and I don’t think I’ll be dying their hair any time soon.

Make sure your speakers are turned down before loading this page, unless you enjoy listening to ad videos (accompanied with cheesy elevator music!) that automatically start playing when you load a webpage. Of course, if that’s something you enjoy, then by all means go crazy and reload this page over and over!

[via Deal Seeking Mom]

Another very random assortment of coupons:

KFC: Enter your zip code to access an entire page of Kentucky Fried Chicken coupons. New coupons are available for each month, so you may want to bookmark this one!

Del Monte: Try Del Monte’s new antioxidant-rich SuperFruit cups and save! Sign up on their website to take $1.25 off any 2.

Durex: If nothing else, visit DurexHeroes.com for a good laugh. Make sure to check out the “Become a Hero” section, and don’t forget to get your coupon for $1.00 off any Durex product. The website is definitely unique, and I have to admit it’s a pretty creative marketing tool.

Colgate: Register on the Colgate World of Care website to access printable toothpaste coupons. If you’re easily amused by sparkles in your toothpaste (like me!), I’d recommend the Max Fresh kind.

Target: Once again, Target has a variety of good coupons this week, for both store brand (Archer Farms) and name-brand groceries and household items. Click here for the full list. Enjoy!

One of the best places to head after a long day at work is Chili’s. Just getting some chips and dip and a few margaritas? Can’t really top that. Well, I can, because we have a Mexican joint in town here that supposedly has huge killer margaritas and they’re fairly inexpensive…

That’s beside the point because not everyone has an El Toro in their town. But if you do have a Chili’s, you can now sign up for their mailing list and get a free coupon for a chips and queso sent to you. Matter of fact, with today being Monday? There’s no better time for this coupon that this afternoon after a long hard start of the work-week day…

[via the forums]

Just the other day, if you recall, I was ranting about the lack of male freebies. I think that some higher freebie power must have overheard my mumblings and granted us with this free Degree for Men deodorant sample. That’s weird.

I wonder if that same higher power will mystically deposit a few hundred dollars into my PayPal account in a few days so I can buy the acoustic guitar pickup and netbook mini that I want… One could only hope…

[via the forums]