This free Jiffy Mix recipe book will look great as it sits next to my coffee maker gather dust. There’s nothing that impresses the ladies more than a guy who isn’t even committed enough to learn a few new recipes every now and then!
Wait, that doesn’t sound right…
EDIT: Looks like they’ve hit their daily limit. Fortunately, they open up daily submissions every morning, so this should come back to life tomorrow.
Looking for some fish oils from Norway? Yeah, me too. Thankfully I found this free Nordic Naturals sample pack, which includes:
The only words I understood there were gummies, children’s, and berries. Ultimate 500, 369 Jr. sounds like motor oil, DHA brings to mind an unnecessary government agency, and Omega-3 strikes me as if the nerds on a chess team were trying to come up with a “cool” name. Hey, it’s not my fault Milton and Gretchen took me seriously when I proposed it!
Unfortunately this free Zyrtec from Walmart isn’t available in 13 states (full list after the jump), so either people in those states are super mutants who don’t have allergies or Walmart hates them. Okay, maybe it has to do with a smattering of obscure state laws, but I prefer to imagine that the CEO of Walmart had a giant wall map of the country, 13 darts, and way too much time to kill.
This free $10 FedEx Office Digital Photo Printing Gift Card offer has apparently been around for a few months and is said to only be available for the first 19,000 people, so I wasn’t too optimistic when signing up. But it accepted all of my info, said I’d get the gift card within a few weeks, and immediately sent me a confirmation e-mail. So in other words, while you’ve been reading this far and waiting for a semi-witty comment, 10 other people have signed up for this freebie and you’re in danger of not signing up in time. Seriously, what are you still doing here? Shoo, I tell you, shoo!
For those of you who aren’t sure what this is, it’s a gift card that can be used for digital photo printing at any FedEx Office, which I guess is technically any Kinkos.
[via Alfredo - thanks!]
The website for this free Daily Bread offer seems to make a big deal out of the fact that their products can be stored in your pantry for up to 25 years while remaining edible. Is that supposed to be impressive? I still eat food from my Y2K stash all the time. Why just last night I found a carton of egg salad and it was delicious.
*performs a quick Google search*
Please excuse me while I phone Poison Control.
[via the forums]
What’s the second ingredient being fused in this free Pantene Pro-V Nature Fusion shampoo? Your hair? So nature and my hair are going to be fused together after I get this freebie. Great, like I wasn’t already having enough trouble keeping dirt and twigs out of my hair. I take my dogs for a walk every day and yet I’m the one who needs a shower when we get home.
EDIT: This freebie has expired.
I’ve just spent the last 30 minutes trying to figure out why this free Eucerin lotion has a red triangle under it’s title and I’m coming up blank. Maybe there are other, far more productive things I should be doing on this fine Thursday evening. Na, to heck with that, I’m going back to the lotion logo mystery.
EDIT: It looks like we Hiffed it, so they’ve closed the survey. That better not mean that I won’t get my knife!
I regress to the mentality of an eight year old when it comes to knives, fire, or airplanes. Show me an explosion and I’ll show you a man in his mid-20s jumping up and down while screaming, “do it again, do it again, do it again!” So it should be no surprise when I say that I can’t wait for this free SOG Micron knife to come in the mail. You have to take a survey to get the freebie, but I’ll gladly trade a few minutes of my time for a free death blade. Of course, the only thing I’ll be killing are my hands since I’m about as smooth as sandpaper. In fact, I think I just cut myself while typing this post. How in the world did I manage that?
EDIT: We Hiffed it!
It seems with 2009 there’s some new trend for men to smell like men when they’re done showering. To me, I think that’s a little ridiculous. I mean, for a man to smell like a man when he’s done showering almost means that he’s not really showering at all, right? How is some body wash like this free Old Spice body wash sample “manly” scented? Isn’t a “manly” scent one more like sweat, grime, and socks?
The world just may never know…
[via the forums]
Here are a few coupons for all those things you didn’t know you needed. Enjoy!
Tide: Save a buck and save your shirt (stupid mustard!) with this coupon for $1 off Tide To Go stain remover.
Dollar General / Airwick: Sign up for a Dollar General coupon to save $1 when you buy 2 Airwick Aqua Essences aerosol sprays.
Joann Fabric & Craft: Save 40-50% on various items at Joann Fabric & Craft stores. Coupons are valid in-store or online. Hurry, coupons expire on March 28!
Baskin Robbins: Celebrate spring with a major sugar rush! Buy one sundae, get one free. Hurry, coupon expires March 28!
Crystal Light: Get a freebie and a coupon all in one! Sign up at upumpitup.com to receive a free mp3 download, and then proceed to the next page to receive a coupon for $1 off Crystal Light products.
Sally Beauty: Check out these 3 coupons for discounts and BOGO offers on hair products and makeup! Coupons are accepted in-store or online. Hurry, coupons expire March 31.
Aldo Shoes: Sign up for the Aldo newsletter and receive a coupon for 10% off your next purchase.
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