I have no idea what these free Natrol Carb Intercept sprinkles are, but it took my information and said a freebie was on the way, so…there’s that. I wish I could add a question mark to the category below. “Filed in: Food?”

Is it just me or have we been in a mini-freebie drought for the past two weeks? I miss the good ole days of March. It was a simpler time back then. Fear and panic ruled the nightly news, politicians were as feckless as they were clueless, gas was the same price as it is today, and I procrastinated doing my taxes by watching baseball. Ah, delicious nostalgia.