EDIT: Barnacles, this offer died late tonight. Fingers crossed all of you fitness buffs signed up in time!

Are weaklings like myself eligible for this free Muscle & Fitness magazine subscription? My daily workouts usually consist of walking down the driveway, getting in a few reps of opening and closing the mailbox, and then thumbing a ride back to my front door. I’d walk if I had the strength, but 50 feet is really far when you’re winded.