This free Pond’s Rejuveness may be a “popular Mexican beauty staple” according to their website, but I’m having trouble believing that anything from a pond could be rejuvenating. Most of the ponds I’ve ever seen are downright disgusting. If jumping into one of those is the key to unwrinkling my skin, well, I say we make looking like a prune the latest fashion statement.

At least this freebie can’t play into the swine flu hysteria that’s going on right now. According to that site, I have a naturally immunity from the disease, so I don’t have to worry.