Freebies and free stuff

There’s a new promotion out where the first 1,000 people to text GILLETTE to 56418 during each New York Yankees game will receive a code redeemable for a free Gillette Fusion razor. In the event that you follow one of the 29 far superior baseball teams out there, here’s a copy of the Yankees’ schedule.

EDIT: Looks like we Hiffed it folks!

When filling out the form to obtain these seven free Maxpro condoms, did you notice that one of the questions asks if you buy 100+ condoms at a time? My question is – where can you buy a box of 100+ condoms? Can you imagine trying to be smooth while doing so? Even Casanova would have a hard time looking suave while paying for a pallet of condoms.

You have to go through a short checkout process for this one, but at no time do they ask for anything more than a mailing address, so it’s safe.

EDIT: This offer has been steamed to death.

All of my scientific knowledge came from years of watching Bill Nye the Science Guy as a kid, so I may not be an expert in this field. However, I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to simultaneously freeze and steam something without it, well, turn into something you’d throw away rather than save. Well who knows, maybe these 10 free FoodSaver Freeze ‘N Steam bags will prove me wrong. That’s really not as laudable a feat as it may sound though. My dog easily shows me up a dozen times a day.

They’ll send you a confirmation link to your email that you must click in order to get the freebie, so make sure you remember the password to your spare freebie e-mail account.

You have to make a purchase in order to use this coupon for a Walgreens tote bag, but there’s no minimum amount you have to spend and I could sure go for a pack of gum, if you catch my drift.

Actually, if you do catch my drift, could you let me know what it meant? Half of the time I don’t even know what I’m talking about.

If this free Oakley sketch pad is anything like the small notebook I carry around in my back pocket, then I’m excited. I first started carrying around such a pad back in 2004 and it’s fun to go back and read some of the first ones I filled up. For instance, on 06/17/05, I reminded myself to get some wine, deli meat, and juice. Ahhh, memories.

I’m posting this free Reynold’s recycled foil wrap rebate offer a day early just so as many people as possible know about it. During Earth Day (Wednesday, April 22), head on over to their site to print a free rebate form worth up to $3.99. Alternatively, you can sign up now and they’ll email you a reminder tomorrow.

Reynolds must have been promoting the heck out of this offer as well, because no less than eight million* loyal Hiffers sent this in to me over the past week. You guys rock!

* +/- 7,999,900

EDIT: Looks like their supplies for this week are exhausted. New supplies are available starting every Tuesday.

This free Nature’s Source All-Purpose Cleaner was just released today and is available to the first 10,000 people who sign up for it, which means we all have a pretty decent shot of getting it. Although I hate how they don’t tell you if you’re one of the first 10,000 or not. It’s really not that hard to install a counter to show how many people have signed up, but I digress.

Now that I think about it, I’m kind of hoping I don’t get this. I’ve been delaying Spring Cleaning for a few weeks now and I’ve only got two more months to put it off until Summer officially starts. I’m like the Little Engine That Could of procrastinating.

In an effort to help people who are job hunting in this tough economy, Office Depot is offering up to 25 free resume copies and 25 pages of free faxing from now until May 30th. My own resume looks a bit sparse these days, seeing as how Freebie Hunter isn’t a recognized profession by most people. Maybe potential employers would take me more seriously if I didn’t show up to interviews wearing my current work attire – boxers, a robe, and a pair of fluffy bunny slippers.

[via the Savvy Shopper]

Judging from his last name alone, it was only a matter of time before another free John Frieda shampoo offer found its way into the freebie world. I think we need more ominously named proprietors out there. It sure make my job easier if I stumbled across Mike Notacent’s company or Susie Heresafreesample’s website.

You have to let the page fully load before a link to “Choose Your Sample” shows up.

Not only is it Free Cone Day, but it’s also Iced Coffee Day, making us one greasy cheeseburger away from Free Heart Attack Day. To celebrate this momentous occasion, Dunkin Donuts is selling 16oz iced coffees for a mere $0.50 all day today. Too bad my local branch is closed at 2:31 in the morning or I’d be there now.