Today is Tuesday, April 21, and you know what that means … Free Cone Day! Stop in at any participating Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shop between noon and 8pm and get a free ice cream cone. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to resume my aggressive letter-writing campaign to get them to name a new flavor after me.
EDIT: Barnacles, this offer died late tonight. Fingers crossed all of you fitness buffs signed up in time!
Are weaklings like myself eligible for this free Muscle & Fitness magazine subscription? My daily workouts usually consist of walking down the driveway, getting in a few reps of opening and closing the mailbox, and then thumbing a ride back to my front door. I’d walk if I had the strength, but 50 feet is really far when you’re winded.
If you are one of the first 50,000 people to sign up, you’ll receive a coupon good for one free Evol Burrito later on this year. Apparently they’re a new product set to come out later this year from the same folks who gave away this free Bear Naked granola a while back, which was quite tasty! Unfortunately for me, I’m hungry now and the only thing I have in my fridge is a box of baking soda. Well … here goes nothing!
If anybody wants to go ahead and call 911 for me, I’d appreciate it.
I wonder if I can use this free Redbox rental code (which is M6FR97) to get an instructional video on controlling the weather. I know Mother Nature is busy and all, so I would be more than glad to help her bring back the sunny days and high 70s temperatures.
If you’re new to Redbox, check out the Redbox Explanation Guide that covers all the basics of how to use the free rental codes as well as some personal tips & tricks I’ve discovered to help maximize your freebie movies.
Well, if you don’t see another post from me for a while, it’s probably because I almost ingested some deceivingly edible-looking Renuzit Crystal Elements. They were sitting in a bowl at my parents’ house and I thought they were some leftover oddly-shaped Easter treats, but no, they definitely tasted like cheap old lady perfume. (Cheap perfume, not cheap old ladies). On the plus side, the Crystal Elements really do a great job of freshening the air, so make sure to check out the coupon below…along with some other coupons for things you actually can eat!
Around the House:
Clorox: $1 off Clorox disinfecting wipes at Target
Bic: $2 off Bic Soleil razors or refill blades
Renuzit: $3 off new Renuzit Crystal Elements
Groceries:
Select soda: $1 off any 6-pack (bottles) or 12-pack (cans) of 7-up, Sunkist, A&W, Dr. Pepper, or Canada Dry at Target
Planter’s: $1 off Planter’s nuts at Target
V8 Fusion: $2 off a 46oz bottle V8 Fusion in Passionfruit Tangerine or Goji Raspberry flavor
Health & Beauty:
Zyrtec: $4 off Zyrtec allergy pills
Ulta: Take 20% off one product (in-store or online)
Dining:
Arby’s: Coupons for combo meals, swirl shakes, iced fruitea (hurry, expires 4/30)
Nathan’s: Get a hot dog for only 5 cents when you purchase another hot dog at full price (participating locations only)
Clothing:
Gordman’s: Take 20% off any one item at Gordman’s stores (hurry, expires 5/2)
A few Eagle-eyed Hiffers just tipped me off to a promotion that Target is running for today only. According to page 11 of their weekly circular, if you make any purchase at Target today, you’ll get a free reusable tote bag. Some people are saying they also come with filled with coupons for GE’s CFL lightbulbs, but I haven’t been able to confirm this. Something else I haven’t been able to confirm is that my house is haunted, but that’s another story for another day.
If you’re headed into Target to get this freebie and do some shopping, it might be a good idea to check out our free coupon page, print any coupons for products that you normally buy, and save even more money!
I ticked the “sports” category ever so precariously, but I digress. If you have an AMF bowling lane nearby, you should certainly sign up for their free AMF eClub which comes with a coupon good for one free game of bowling for up to 10 people. Of course, if you’re going bowling with nine other people, it might be a smart idea for all of you to sign up for this.
Although how long would it take to play ten games with ten people each? A week? My family and friends can’t even get through the third frame before somebody inevitable ventures down the lane to “fix” a stuck pin. Then halfway through the fifth frame, somebody tries to cheat and change their score. Mayhem quickly ensues and meanwhile I excuse myself to the local bar.
Yep, sounds about right.
I’ve posted this free Nicoderm CQ sample plus $7 in coupons offer before, but that offer has since died and this one has taken it’s place – so here ya go! I wasn’t sure what to do with my first sample when it came a few months back. I don’t smoke, but I didn’t want to waste a good freebie. The proverbial light bulb didn’t go off until I saw a local news story about a kid who brought a switchblade and pack of smokes to his elementary school.
Turns out there’s some kind of weird law against walking onto school grounds and handing out unmarked packages to little kids. I swear I’m simply a misunderstood genius, but my lawyer says the legal term is Insane.
I’ve always wondered why my parents decided to have so many children, but now I know the answer: so that they can get as many freebies that are given away to individuals. Case in point, if you stop by any Home Depot store today, you’ll receive a free Ecosmart CFL lightbulb just for asking.
I don’t have any kids yet, so I plan on sending my dogs into the store with a sign around their neck asking for a freebie. It’s about time they started pulling their own weight around here!
Oh, and as always, you might want to call ahead to your local store just to make sure they’re participating.
When filling out the form for this free Aveeno shampoo, question 3 asks which of the following types of shampoo you’d like: Moisturize, Revitalize, Volumize, or Sooth. I don’t even remotely know which answer I want, which makes me feel like it’s one of those trick questions my girlfriend always asks me. Unfortunately, I can’t use my trusty Emergency Escape Method here, which is to pretend my shoe is a phone and the President is calling.
In completely unrelated news, my couch doubles as a fantastically comfortable bed!
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