Freebies and free stuff

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RewardsGold is offering a free Prevention magazine subscription in exchange for you taking a short survey on breakfast foods. Anybody else find it humorous that in order to get a magazine dedicated to staying in shape, you have to reveal how much you love unhealthy breakfast food?

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If you have nationwide minutes on your cell phone or free long distance, you might want to consider getting this free Baby’s Only organic formula via an automated call to (614) 898-9758. Once the system picks up, press 2 and then follow the prompt to receive the free formula. Just don’t try to have a conversation with the computer as she’ll then start yelling at you for being hard to understand.

Woo hoo! It’s Monday and I don’t know about you, but I can still barely move from the giant Easter dinner I had last night. If I had enought energy, I’d pull myself out of this chair and get a free movie to watch with this free Redbox rental code: J89LA2 However, let’s be honest here, what are the odds of me actually going outside today? 15%?

If you’re new to Redbox, check out the Redbox Explanation Guide that covers all the basics of how to use the free rental codes as well as some personal tips & tricks I’ve discovered to help maximize your freebie movies.

Wings should have their own food group. Seriously. When you think about the meaty morsels that are so handily and easily graspable? Well, you’ve got your hot, meaty, and flavorful groups right there. They go hand in hand with the beeraful, yummolicious, and fatty groups! All essential parts of the man food pyramid.

And now, Buffalo Wild Wings has this printable coupon for 6 free wings that’s good until April 30th! I think that I might have to pick me up some Mango Habanero wings… Why, right there we add in the fruit and vegetable food groups too! A fully balanced meal with meat, fats, fruits, and veggies, all in one!

[via the forums]

I opened the free Precious Places DVD website early this morning before I was even awake and let me say this: if there’s one thing better than coffee at jolting you into the land of the living, it’s having your speakers turned up to maximum volume while a girl’s Mattel cartoon starts screaming at you.

I had trouble getting this to work this afternoon, but it finally looks like they have their system set up properly.

[via the forums]

Tylenol is giving away free pedometers and DVDs showing people how to…keep moving? Have we really gotten to the point where we need an instructional video on how to stay active throughout our daily routines? Allow me to save you some time.

Step 1: Start walking.
Step 2: After a while, make a bunch of left turns so that you’re now heading towards home.
Step 3: Accept the fact that you’ve gotten lost, but refuse to ask for directions.
Step 4: Decide to ask for directions, but do not panic when you realize you haven’t seen another soul for hours.
Step 5: Think back to your favorite childhood story, Jungle Book, and draw lessons from it by approaching the first helpful bear you see.
Step 6: While awaiting inevitable search party, remember this simple mnemonic device – Leaves of three, eat with glee!
Step 7: Beam with pride as rescue crews marvel at all the weight you’ve recently lost.

[via Michele - thanks!]

If you text NOMKUP to 467467 between now and June 5th, you’ll be sent some free Clean & Clear makeup dissolving wipes. Just hope they don’t dissolve while you’re using them. I’m no expert, but I imagine that wouldn’t be a pleasureable experience.

I have a feeling this free golf putter grip will do absolutely nothing to improve my game. Some might argue that’s because my golf skills are on par with a drunken monkey’s, but those people only see the glass as being half empty. I like to instead focus on all the improvements I’ve made over the years. For instance, I no longer try to run over my friends with the golf cart and I can now say “who invented this fraking sport” in twelve different languages!

Progress is a beautiful thing, my friends.

While this free Mighty Dog citizen kit doesn’t explicitly state it’ll include some free coupons, my freebie sense tells me otherwise. At the very least, you’re guaranteed to get a free dog tag and citizenship papers. Best of luck training your pet to recite the Pledge of Allegiance though. It took me forever just to teach my dog that a well balanced diet does not include my shoes and baseballs.

Everybody knows that their local grocery store offers a customer rewards program, but did you know that many other stores where you might make everyday purchases offer them as well? Below I’ve compiled a list of such programs and there were quite a few I didn’t even know about. (I can’t tell you how many movie ticket’s I’ve bought over the past few years – wish I’d known about Regal’s program earlier!)

Last Updated: 01/03/12

ACE Hardware (ACE Rewards) – Earn 10 points for every $1 you spend and once you get 2,500 points, you get a $5 reward. You also get 1,000 free bonus points on your first purchase so you basically have to spend $150 the first time around before getting a reward. If you are a DIY person, spending that much on home improvements isn’t hard.

AMC Theaters (AMC MovieWatcher) – You earn two points for every ticket you buy and can get up to four point per visit. Cash the points in for free popcorn (10 points) or movie tickets (30 points).

AutoZone (Rewards) – Spend $20 in-store and you earn one credit. If you then earn five credits within six months, you’ll receive $20 AutoZone store credit.

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