Coupon: Free Mars Chocolate Candy

*Mmmm-hmmmm*

*Mmmm-hmmmm!*

I’m clearing my throat in a condescending tone here, people. It’s Friday! Don’t you dare tell me you forgot about the free Mars chocolate candy coupon offer that’s available every week. Let me guess, you’re going to forget about my birthday too. And our anniversary… This happens every year! I get up early, cook a huge breakfast for all the Hiffers who are celebrating their one year anniversary since finding the site, and then I get upstairs and you’ve all left for work already. And don’t even get me started on the five course meal I cook every night.

Look, I think we need to talk…


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:: 30 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 caitlyn |

    Oh Goob,
    *cries* I am so sorry I never knew but hey thanks for the reminder about free chocolate and for the thought emmm. hungry now

  2. #2 sharon |

    goob i dont understand what you were saying, but you know we all love you, dont cry

  3. #3 LuLu |

    I received five coupons this week alone. Watch out thighs!!!!

  4. #4 Super_Bre |

    Goob – we’ve talked about this. I have to work early and just because you get up at the crack of 9:30 to make breakfast, well, that’s your fault (though i wouldn’t quite call fixing a bowl of cereal “cooking us breakfast”). Us Hiffers have to get a healthy start EARLY in the day – we’re almost at lunch by now…

    Maybe you should think of serving lunch… That way you can put those napkin folding skills you learned at Special Camp to work for you (not to mention you could use the pages of some of those free magazines to decorate the table).

    And as for dinner – I’m sorry, and i can’t believe i’m actually telling you this – the truth is, i need more than candybars cut and placed decoratively on plates with crystal light served in Solo cups and Juicy Juice water bottles. and on what planet is Jack Daniels BBQ sauce considered a salad dressing? Although the Worcestershire soup was interesting.

    I’m sorry goob – i just…. i can’t do it anymore.

  5. #5 Terry |

    #4 for me – although I haven’t recieved any in the mail yet!

  6. #6 Pam |

    Got 4 coupons this week! Also if you have a Rite-Aid in your neighborhood, they are offering Buy One, Get One Free candy bars. So take your coupons over and get 2 free candy bars for each coupon! If you don’t want to eat the candy, then save them for Halloween! You’ll be the hit of the neighborhood!

  7. #7 Pam |

    Actually, I should of said the sale starts Sunday, June 7 at Rite-Aid.

  8. #8 Angel B. |

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate….

  9. #9 Debbi |

    Got mine in the mail… ummm

  10. #10 amy |

    I gotta say Super Bre……….you are just hilarious!! lmao BEST thing I’ve read in a while. WE LOVE YOU GOOB AND ALL THE STAFF AT HIF!!!

  11. #11 mark |

    5 coupons?? terms say 4 per household!

  12. #12 LuLu |

    Yep!!!! Five coupons and I have been able to sign up for that many each week. Greedy???? Or hungry for chocolate? I’ll let you judge!

  13. #13 misty |

    It also says you can only get 4 coupons for the same household but from 4 different email address and I have gotten 2 so far from the same email!

  14. #14 sharon |

    so far hubby and i got 4 in the mail and we entered today and both won, i will be giving those coupons to the kids in my apt complex.

  15. #15 kel |

    All I get is a …”this page cannot be displayed” message. Other links from HIF come up so not sure what the deal is. Maybe they are out for the day…It’s only 1:30 though…. did all you other hiffers get them all already?
    NEED CHOCOLATE!
    :-)

  16. #16 Linda |

    I signed up at !:42, worked fine for me. Number 4, and all I received was one in the mail so far. I am probably making my mail lady fat.

  17. #17 Michelle |

    I got one so far, out of like 4 or 5 times I signed up.

  18. #18 Michelle |

    Linda I didn’t even think of that. These would be super easy to steal considering they are just a piece of paper that says free candy bar right on them! lol

  19. #19 Jennifer |

    I’ve gotten 4 coupons and have used 2. Only the candy bar wasn’t free. The coupon as a max value of 85 cents, so I had to pay the difference. Still can’t complain though, getting a candy bar for a dime is fine with me!

  20. #20 Gina |

    I have received 4 of these coupons, everyone in my house has a different email.

  21. #21 Crystal |

    I got 2 yesterday and another 3 today,that makes 5! I also don’t like the way they are mailed,I mean anyone can see that they are free and take them! Hasn’t happened to me but it did occur to me when I got the first 2. So I got 5 because since I live in a building w/12 units,I just drop my apt# off and the mailman still puts it in our box lol

  22. #22 Patty |

    magazines are no longer available..

  23. #23 Jeannie |

    Goob, I dunno when your birthday actually IS…but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! =)

  24. #24 Terri |

    Seriouly waiting for the free Weight Watchers life time membership after all this chocolate… I cannot resist chocolate esp free chocolate! If I missed your B-Day..hope it was as great as you are Goob…

  25. #25 KFM |

    The 7th is my wife and my first anniversary!

  26. #26 eli7abeth |

    Has anybody noticed the comment:
    “You have 5 minutes to complete your registration or you forfeit your coupon.”

  27. #27 seed |

    I’ve signed up today and for the last 3 weeks with 4 email addresses and a different household address each week. I haven’t received even 1 coupon. Perhaps the M & Ms are watching!!

  28. #28 Eormon Smaps |

    Thanks for the reminder… you wouldn’t think anyone would need a reminder for free chocolate, but I guess I did!

  29. #29 MIA |

    Not only did I get my FREE Snickers bar, but RiteAid drugstore has all M&M/Mars bars Buy One Get One Free this week (6/9/09), so – YUP- you guessed it- I got 2 :) FREE
    Goob- You ROCK!

  30. #30 loraine white |

    this totally rocks



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