More Free Resumes At Office Depot
Remember when we first mentioned in late April that Office Depot was giving away 25 free resumes? Well, instead of expiring at the end of May, the offer is now valid until the end of 2009! You can also send off a few free faxes while you’re there, which is great news for anybody interested in becoming my personal assistant. The job description pretty much entails getting me coffee and helping me come up with barely passable jokes. A monkey could do the job, but stupid federal laws prohibit me from buying one.
[via the Savvy Shopper]
I’ll be your assistant! Good with coffee and crackin’ jokes.
Alas I wanted a money too!
monkey* no edit feature now I look like a monkeys a**
Don’t worry, it just looks like you want money and a monkey!
I know right either way it works out well for me lol
I have a 7 year old and a 10 year old that are looking for summer jobs. You’d only have to worry about the child labor laws in your area.
They can bring coffee (although the 7yo is better at bringing tea in princess cups) and you know they are going to be up on the hippest jokes on the playground.
Just tell me where to UPS them.
I tried to send a few faxes this weekend and associates in the store didn’t know about the promotion untill I showed them there own website. They still didn’t have a clue how to ring me up but in the end I got 4 free faxes.