EDIT: This is meant to be for cosmetologists. I’m an idiot.

So, here’s the deal. If you’re willing to take a 22 question survey, you can 1) receive a free Switchtail Comb and TIGI Colour timer and 2) come back here to tell me what in the world this is. I understand “comb.” I almost understand “colour” and “timer” but not when put together like that. Oh, and I totally get “free.” But my tiny, peanut brain doesn’t comprehend anything beyond that. I tried, but it overheated and ordered me to go get a snack.