Free Microflex Gloves (Part 2)

We rejoin our friendly freebie Superheroes at their local pizza joint…

Goobman: Boy Adam, what have I told you about cleaning up around the Freebie Lair?
Boy Adam: I can’t remember, Goobman? Isn’t that why we have our Pink Ladies around?
SuperShaynon: super kicks Boy Adam under the table Hey now!
The Pink Frog: Boy Adam, are you already forgetting the free Microflex gloves you found yesterday?
Goobman: Yes, Boy Adam, and what about the other offer for free Microflex gloves that we found?
Boy Adam: wincing in pain Jeepers! I’ll be cleaning for a long time with all of these free gloves!
Goobman: Of course, Boy Adam, and you’ll be paying the bill today too because I left my wallet in my other spandex suit!
Boy Adam: Golly!

We’ll be back to our superheroes with a clean lair in our next installment of their quest!




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People, these gloves are MEDICAL-GRADE and designed for professionals. Like any business, they're looking to get their products out there to potential customers. That's why they ask for a distributor. Go ahead and lie, don't you think they see your comments???

this didnt work for me... o well

I got the same "server error" message as #7 Eli7abeth. I filled out the form twice, but to no avail!

I got the server error as well.

anyone have a clue on what name for a distributor?

Put in Cardinal for distributor

got a message: Server Error in '/' Application.

complete awesomeness right there! I <3 superhero stories :)

this was a rip off, I do not want what they are offering.

Once again, for the record, I love these posts :D

It wants a distibutors name. Not sure what to put there. I won't be getting new gloes. Germs win again

After filling out the form for the free samples you get a notice that a representative will call you soon. I do not want any sales person calling me, so I wish I could go back and cancel the request for free samples.

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