Free Microflex Gloves (Part 2)

Posted on 07.29.2009 by Adam in Random

We rejoin our friendly freebie Superheroes at their local pizza joint…

Goobman: Boy Adam, what have I told you about cleaning up around the Freebie Lair?
Boy Adam: I can’t remember, Goobman? Isn’t that why we have our Pink Ladies around?
SuperShaynon: super kicks Boy Adam under the table Hey now!
The Pink Frog: Boy Adam, are you already forgetting the free Microflex gloves you found yesterday?
Goobman: Yes, Boy Adam, and what about the other offer for free Microflex gloves that we found?
Boy Adam: wincing in pain Jeepers! I’ll be cleaning for a long time with all of these free gloves!
Goobman: Of course, Boy Adam, and you’ll be paying the bill today too because I left my wallet in my other spandex suit!
Boy Adam: Golly!

We’ll be back to our superheroes with a clean lair in our next installment of their quest!


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:: 15 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 cmg | July 29th, 2009 at 01:06 pm

    To funny

  2. #2 Tammy | July 29th, 2009 at 02:32 pm

    After filling out the form for the free samples you get a notice that a representative will call you soon. I do not want any sales person calling me, so I wish I could go back and cancel the request for free samples.

  3. #3 Therese | July 29th, 2009 at 02:37 pm

    It wants a distibutors name. Not sure what to put there. I won’t be getting new gloes. Germs win again

  4. #4 Goob | July 29th, 2009 at 02:54 pm

    Once again, for the record, I love these posts :D

  5. #5 Sharon | July 29th, 2009 at 03:23 pm

    this was a rip off, I do not want what they are offering.

  6. #6 pbchicknz | July 29th, 2009 at 04:04 pm

    complete awesomeness right there! I <3 superhero stories :)

  7. #7 eli7abeth | July 29th, 2009 at 04:22 pm

    got a message:

    Server Error in ‘/’ Application.

  8. #8 Vickie | July 29th, 2009 at 09:37 pm

    Put in Cardinal for distributor

  9. #9 CC | July 29th, 2009 at 09:38 pm

    anyone have a clue on what name for a distributor?

  10. #10 Loren | July 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    I got the server error as well.

  11. #11 John | July 30th, 2009 at 05:05 pm

    I got the same “server error” message as #7 Eli7abeth. I filled out the form twice, but to no avail!

  12. #12 Silly | July 30th, 2009 at 05:51 pm

    this didnt work for me… o well

  13. #13 Tina | July 31st, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    ROFL. TO cute!

  14. #14 Jenai | August 1st, 2009 at 08:14 pm

    Too Funny!!

  15. #15 Bob Jones | August 2nd, 2009 at 09:25 pm

    People, these gloves are MEDICAL-GRADE and designed for professionals. Like any business, they’re looking to get their products out there to potential customers. That’s why they ask for a distributor. Go ahead and lie, don’t you think they see your comments???



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