EDIT: Wow, that didn’t even last for 30 minutes.

The free Nivea Touch of Sparkle body wash offer from earlier this month is back for another round and…wait. Are there diamonds circling the bottle in the ad? Why yes, yes there are.

Folks, why are you still reading this?! There are diamonds in this freebie! I don’t even plan on trying to count or value mine. I’ll let the bank worry about that when I go to make a deposit.

*Goob glances at clock, notices he got this published with 9 minutes to spare before the newsletter went out, gives himself a high five.*