Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Somebody explain to me what is going on in this free Nivea for Men Active 3 banner display. The guy is…laughing? In the shower? While holding a razor? And spottily covered with cleaning gel? Actually, when I type it out like that, it makes perfect sense to me. It’s what I do every morning when I want to look like a complete dufus.

This free pint of Starbucks ice cream is another Facebook freebie and takes a small amount of luck. They say that 800 coupons for the free ice cream are given away ever hour, but I had no luck at 11 and noon. As an alternative, you can print a free $1 off coupon at any time if you’d like, but to heck with that. I want free ice cream.

Also, sorry Hiffers in CO, LA, and TN – your states are banned from participating for some reason.

EDIT: Their confirmation page has been removed, so I take it this freebie is now dead.

I’m pretty sure this is the same free Huge Boss Orange Fragrance offer we posted last October, but I could be wrong. In fact, I’m usually more often wrong than I am right. Take last night, for instance. I thought starting a game of Monopoly with my family at 10:00pm was a good idea. Turns out it was a smart move only if my goals were to get no sleep and lose.

EDIT 2: It says they are out of stock now.

EDIT: Some people are saying the link isn’t working for them, but it’s still up for me. You can try this link instead or copy and paste the following link: murad.com/cosmo1

Here’s a three-step free Murad Acne Complex treatment that’s kind of tiny, even by freebie standards. 0.06 fl. oz. of the Exfoliating Acne Treatment Gel? What’s up with that? Careful that you don’t sneeze while applying it to your skin!

It’s the first Monday of the month, so you know what that means…free Redbox Rental Code! You’ve got until midnight CST tonight to use the code 4J7LF6 at your nearest box location to get a free movie rental.

Wait, is that the right code *double checks his cell phone* yeah, that’s it. I’m always worried I’ll mess up a number or letter when I’m transcribing it and then I’ll get hundreds of emails from angry Hiffers. It hasn’t happened yet, but you better beleive I’m knocking on wood like crazy right now.

If you’re new to Redbox, check out the Redbox Explanation Guide that covers all the basics of how to use the free rental codes as well as some personal tips & tricks I’ve discovered to help maximize your freebie movies.

Does this free Color Source magazine subscription contain an article explaining the strange phenomenon that occurs when your skin turns bright red after standing outside for hours in the blazing sun sans any sunscreen? Because that’s what happened to me this weekend. You could fry an egg on my forearm at this point. All I need to do is hold my breath for a while and then quickly see a ghost and I’ll be a human American flag.

EDIT: This offer is no longer available.

Choose between Disney Princess or Cars for your free Pull-Ups Potty Print Kit. (You’ve got to copy and paste the link below.)

http://www.startsampling.com/sm/100827/

Ok, now I really have to run. I’ll try and get a few more up while I’m inevitably sitting on the tarmac. Have a great day, everybody!

Free General Snus Swedish Smokeless Tobacco – Same great cancer causing product without all the pesky smoke! I’m just bitter, because half of my family smokes. If your state laws don’t prohibit it, they’ll send you three trials of Dry Mini Mint, Wintergreen Portion, White Portion and Original Portion – so…hope you like portions.

It feels odd putting this in Health / Fitness, but what other category better suits it?

Free Aerie Shimmer Mist – On every Thursday during the month of July (like today!), head into your local Aerie store and receive a free 4 oz. bottle of Shimmer Mist. Because who doesn’t like shimmering and misting?

Make sure you sign up for their Aerie A-list before you go since that’s who this freebie is supposed to be for. Signing up is free, so no worries there.

[via Deal Seeking Mom - thanks!]

I’m running out the door to the airport and am a little…what’s the phrase…late? No, that’s not it. Super duper late. Yes! That’s what I’m looking for. So for today, instead of posts with flowing setups and weak punchlines, I’m going to throw as many freebies as I can at ya. Think of it as HIF’s version of the Lightning Round.

This free Kraft Smile savings booklet and calendar is actually a back to school promotion, to which I say…huh? Isn’t it July 2? Who in the world is heading back to school already? Beats me, but the allure of $55 worth of coupons spread out over the upcoming year is enough for me to sign up.