Freebies and free stuff

We rejoin our friendly freebie Superheroes at their local pizza joint…

Goobman: Boy Adam, what have I told you about cleaning up around the Freebie Lair?
Boy Adam: I can’t remember, Goobman? Isn’t that why we have our Pink Ladies around?
SuperShaynon: super kicks Boy Adam under the table Hey now!
The Pink Frog: Boy Adam, are you already forgetting the free Microflex gloves you found yesterday?
Goobman: Yes, Boy Adam, and what about the other offer for free Microflex gloves that we found?
Boy Adam: wincing in pain Jeepers! I’ll be cleaning for a long time with all of these free gloves!
Goobman: Of course, Boy Adam, and you’ll be paying the bill today too because I left my wallet in my other spandex suit!
Boy Adam: Golly!

We’ll be back to our superheroes with a clean lair in our next installment of their quest!

Coupons.com updated their coupon list recently and some people in Missouri & Kentucky are reporting that they’re able to print out a coupon for free chocolate milk! (seen above) Granted, it’s only a half gallon, however reports are that there’s also a coupon available for a free gallon of milk when you spend $100 on groceries. If you plan your shopping trip accordingly and make sure you spend enough, you can get a ton of milk for free! I don’t live in St. Louis, but, ah… my “buddy” lives in 63114 and “he” told me that the coupons say “GOOD ONLY IN USA” sans Alaska and Hawaii. So…yeah.

Also, there’s a coupon available for people who really like the numbers 8, 5, 0, 3, and 1 (in that order, of course) for a free Colgate Toothpaste and Toothbrush at Walmart. The coupon is technically for $3 off and it has a Walgreens logo on it, but the fine print says it can be used at any store which accepts coupons and Walmart has both of these items priced around $3.

Anybody else see some great deals in the new Coupons.com selection? Maybe your region has some fantastic coupons that I didn’t manage to spot. If so, share away in the comments!

[via Common Sense with Money - thanks!]

Note: GCFB is a Midwest-based chain. Please check their locations page to find one near you!

Like good food and giant mugs of craft beer? (goob: I do!) Join Granite City Food and Brewery’s Mug Club and receive the following benefits: 10% off member food purchases, happy hour and brunch discounts, mugs of specialty beer for less than $4, and reward points for all food and craft beer purchases. Make sure to include your e-mail address to receive their e-newsletters featuring generous Mug Club coupons and invitations to exclusive Mug Club parties.

Heads up: Join the Mug Club on a Monday night! Membership is usually $20, but the fee is half price every Monday! If you sign up before you place your order, you’ll receive points and discounts immediately.

If anyone has other awesome restaurant rewards programs, particularly ones in other areas, please leave a comment!

After printing the Lysol coupons I wrote about earlier this week, I forgot to mention that I found a link at the bottom of the site which took me to more Home Solutions printable coupons. They have coupons for products like Resolve, Air Wick, d-Con, Old English, Spray ‘N Wash, Woolite, French’s condiments, and more.

If the above link doesn’t work, you’ll have to access the page like I did. Go print out at least one Lysol coupon and then you’ll be shown a “Discover More” option that will take you to the additional coupons. I hate when companies build their links so that you can’t share them with other people. It’s like buying a watch that doesn’t tell time to go along with your cell phone that doesn’t make calls. Kind of defeats the purpose, if you ask me.

EDIT: Blarg! Their coupon supply has gone up in smoke.

If you take part in what might be the shortest survey ever created, you can receive a coupon for a free El Baton cigar. Now while my knowledge of cigars doesn’t go much farther than “hey, which side do you cut off again?,” I still can’t wait to get this freebie. There’s just something about a nice cigar every once in a while that I can’t put my finger on.

Make sure your speakers are turned down when you first head to their site. I about gave my dog a heart attack when the peaceful quiet she was enjoying was interrupted by a cacophony of jazz music.

I love the idea of Cellfire, but none of the participating grocery stores are near me. However, after seeing that they’d updated their list of coupons this morning, I had a look and realized that a Kroger store opened up just down the road. Score!

If you’re new to Cellfire, basically what you do is tie your grocery store rewards card to your Cellfire account. Then you can “load” coupons directly onto your rewards card and when you scan the card while checking out, the coupons will automatically be applied to your purchase. They also have various offers that you can load directly on your cell phone, though the value of those offers will depend on where you live.

As for the coupons, check out the full list below the jump!

Check out the latest Cellfire grocery coupons

It’s only been three weeks since I made the previous Facebook Freebies post, but I’ve recently stumbled across a few new offers out there. And like before, if you’re not already a fan of Hey, It’s Free on Facebook, what are you waiting for?

Bumble Bee Tuna Coupon – They’re giving out coupons good for $1 off any 2 BumbleBee Food products. And now’s the time where I make the very obvious “hey, what’s up with a company called Bumble Bee making primarily seafood products” joke. Bet you didn’t see that one coming! I’m such a surprise, you never know what you’re gonna get next from me.

Corner Bakery Cafe – After becoming a fan, share your “Stay Local” summer plans by posting on their wall and they’ll send you an offer for a free sweet.

Free Spaghetti Warehouse Lasagna – Become a fan of Spaghetti Warehouse and receive a coupon for a free 15-Layer Lasagna (ooh, my arteries) on National Lasagna Day. What? You don’t know when National Lasagna Day is? What kind of American are you?! It’s July 29, which is tomorrow(!), and this coupon will be valid there between 11am-3pm.

Their locations are a bit spotty, so check in advance to see if you’ve got one nearby before signing up for the coupon.

Click here to read the rest of our Free Facebook Offers

I miss living in Orlando some days, honestly. While I love the cozy little midwest town I live in, there was something amazing about living only about an hour’s drive from the ocean in a fairly major touristy city. Or maybe it was just because there were a lot of good sushi restaurants and lord knows that the rice wine vinegar that they use with their sticky rice is darn near perfect.

Maybe I can hope to find something good to do with some of my own when I get this free rice wine vinegar recipe booklet. The only problem would be finding fresh fish… Maybe I should just make sushi with corn… There’s plenty of that here.

The previous promotion must have been successful, because Jamba Juice has brought back their BOGO free smoothie offer. The coupon doesn’t expire until August 8h, so if you happen to be a big Jamba Juice fan, you might want to print out a few and stick them in your wallet / purse. If you’re anything like me, you’ll be able to cram plenty of coupons in since there isn’t any of that pesky money taking up space.

[via Lauren - thanks!]

The other day at work I had a need for latex/plastic gloves similar to these free Microflex gloves. And I’ll leave it simply at me wearing a black suit with a blue shirt and blue-ish tie, with the situation involving an associate saying “baby poo” in a french accent and you can fill in the details with your own imagination.

Or if that doesn’t work, just imagine that Goob needs these whenever he sits down at the computer to work on the back-end of HIF. Okay, that sounds just as bad…