Walmart has a new free Playtex Sport tampons offer up, but I’m not going anywhere near it. Why? Because of the ninja / witch in the ad! First she’s kickboxing and then in a split second she’s changed into an evening dress and is dancing? Believe you me, there’s some type of sorcery going on here!
If you normally stop by Starbucks on your way to work, then you might want to print out this coupon and get a free Starbucks pastry on Tuesday, July 21 between opening an 10:30am. Be sure to note that you have to buy a beverage in order to get the freebie, so don’t just stop in and demand a free muffin. I guess you could try demanding one if you thought it’d work, but my experience has shown that whenever I walk into a store and start demanding freebies, all I get is a free banishment for life.
[via the forums]
Well, with the e-mail newsletter already going out for the day today, the lucky many who read the site will have the drop and be able to get their free IKEA breakfast on the 18th. I guess if you’re waiting on the newsletter you’ll just have to go on the 19th.
Which, this works great for me in planning my next trip to IKEA. All the way to Chicago for the nearest one, I think…
As if I don’t have enough books just laying around my apartment that I need to read, I just stumbled across this offer from the Crown Publishing Group for a free new novel of my choice. Well, its not fully my choice, but the three books they have as options are sure to appeal to most audiences in one way or another.
Besides, with my tofu having to marinate in something, well, I could use a good book to read while I wait…
With my wife still gone for another few weeks, I’m trying to finish cleaning out the refrigerator for an excuse to turn it as cold as it gets and freeze a giant block of water in it instead. So that’s where these free Tavern Direct recipe cards come in. I’m hoping that they have some recipe for some tofu, bar-b-cue sauce, and beer that’s not as obvious as I think it is from where I’m sitting…
EDIT: That went way too quickly. 
I used to keep this St. Ives Facial Scrub in my shower to use daily. Why? Because there was something wonderful about the apricot smell. But when I wanted to eat it, well, lets just say that the volcanic ash doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
But don’t take my word for it! With this free 1oz St. Ives Facial Scrub sample (use UPC 7704310360 where asked), you can now have a carry on sized to try as a travel snack!
This free Nicorette 20-pack of gum from Walmart comes in either White Ice Mint or Cinnamon Surge flavors. You know, I love gum so much that I’m pondering taking up smoking so I can have an excuse to get this freebie. I should probably make a list of Pros and Cons first.
Let’s see here. On the one hand, I could get terminal cancer. But on the other, 20 free pieces of gum! Ugh, choices are so hard. Stupid free will.
[via the forums]
How much do I love thee free Mars Chocolate Bar coupon offer? Let me count the ways.
Hmmm. “Free chocolate” pretty much covers it!
This free ASPCA pet safety pack is similar to the ADT pet cling freebie we posted recently. In fact, I think we posted this offer in 2008. Whatever, it’s still available, so sign up now if you’re interested in a pet rescue window decal or an Animal Poison Control Center magnet. It’s the latter that I’m interested in, because between my friends and my family, somebody is constantly screaming that everything my dog eats is poisonous. “No, don’t let her have a piece of apple! Peanut butter will kill her! Why in the world are you giving her dog food?!” Enough already!
[thanks to Melissa, who included this zinger in her email: "Donations are gladly accepted, but if you're running low on cash (and who isn't), a nice kick in the groin to someone you see abusing an animal is just as good as cash (in my humble opinion)." - I couldn't agree more!]
The secret code for this free Replens Feminine Moisturizer is “fight aging” and not “please let me stop thinking about this” as I previously believed.
[via Joann - thanks!]
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