Archive for July 2009


Free Jack in the Box Dessert On B/day

I just added this free Jack in the Box Dessert on your birthday to our gargantuan free birthday food list, but I thought I’d highlight it here since the freebies are kind of “blah” today. I doubt I have a Jack in the Box nearby though. I’ve got an Arby’s. Is that good enough? No? Crap.

How about it being Happy Hour yet. No? I’m pretty sure this Thursday will be the end of me then.

Free National Park Admission This Weekend

So who forgot that this Saturday and Sunday is the second free National Park Admission weekend of the summer? Well after reading the previous sentence, hopefully none of you. If you’re forgetting something mere seconds after reading about it, you’re either the main character of Memento or simply the most forgetful person ever. Either way, you probably have no idea what you’re doing here by now, huh? Well this is a site about freebies. Wait, you probably just forgot that. Let’s try again. This is a site about freebies…

…I honestly could go on like this for hours. If my parents ask you why I’ve been so unproductive with my life, do me a favor and hide this post from them.

Free Switchtail Comb & TIGI Colour Timer

EDIT: This is meant to be for cosmetologists. I’m an idiot.

So, here’s the deal. If you’re willing to take a 22 question survey, you can 1) receive a free Switchtail Comb and TIGI Colour timer and 2) come back here to tell me what in the world this is. I understand “comb.” I almost understand “colour” and “timer” but not when put together like that. Oh, and I totally get “free.” But my tiny, peanut brain doesn’t comprehend anything beyond that. I tried, but it overheated and ordered me to go get a snack.

IS: Free Arby’s Roast Beef w/ Drink Purchase

I almost forgot that today is Wednesday, which means it’s time for yet another free Arby’s summer food giveaway. Just like before, if you purchase a small soft drink (or large I guess, if you’re that thirsty), you’ll get a free roast beef sandwich. I’m not sure if my body can handle another fast food meal, but to heck with it, I’ll take one for the team! By which I mean I don’t feel like cooking tonight.

Free eBooks Till August 4th

With just a little bit longer left in summer, there’s just enough time to make a few last road trips. And with just enough time left for those last few road trips, maybe your kids could finally get caught up on their reading lists, or tackle a few more classics so they feel smarter than their friends when they come back to school. Heck, I remember one summer when I read as many of the classic books that I could, just because I was told they were on a recommended reading list of around 120 books. Yup, I tackled about 60 of the suckers with the help of my public library.

Well, the always free Project Gutenberg is included with a few other sites in the fourth annual free eBook fair, with free downloads of over 2 million different eBooks! Fourth? Wow, where have I been the other three years?! Oh wait, that’s right, college made it where I didn’t want to actually “read” when I finished a semester…

Free Ashley Tisdale Party Pack

EDIT: This offer is now expired.

I thought I was fairly up to date and remembered most musicians for at least one song. Heck, I’ll even admit that I have the Jonas Brother’s CD with “Burning Up” on it. But whenever I think of Ashley Tisdale, I’m drawing a complete blank and only remembering Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats.”

Maybe this free Ashley Tisdale party pack will help me remember. Or maybe I’ll just finally find my perfect shade of lip gloss in it with just enough stickers to cover my private brands guide binders at work while I bop around to the CD that’s included too… :)

Free Rachel Ray Nutrish Sample

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m not a fan of Rachel Ray. Even still, it looks like she’s got a new link up for a free sample of her Nutrish dog food.

I wonder if that’s supposed to tell us something about the rest of her recipes…

Free Health Care Bumper Sticker

Its 2009, but even with the election being over, it seems that political bumperstickers are still the rage.

So now, I have to start my bumper sticker planning for 2012 a little early, seeing there’s this new free Health Care bumper sticker… Hmmm…

Free Splenda Samples

It’s been almost a year since we first posted these free Splenda samples, so it’s nice to see that they’re still available. There’s the basic Splenda sample or you can choose from two different coffee sweeteners. Or heck, if you have three mailing addresses, you can get all three!

I’m not much of a Splenda fan though. I don’t even like the sugar that you can buy in the store. Nope, I go straight for sugar the way Mother Nature intended it to be – in cane form! Sure, some people stare when they see what looks like bamboo sticking out of my coffee mug, but they don’t know what they’re missing.

Rebate: Free Feline Fresh Cat Litter

Last week there was a rash of in-store freebies and now it appears that this week is all about the coupons and rebates. If you have a cat in your home, check out this rebate form for a free 7 lb. bag of Feline Fresh cat litter that’s valid until Dec 31, 09. They’ll only reimburse up to $5.99, so make sure you’re not paying more than that at the store.

If you don’t have a cat, you might consider donating the litter to your local animal shelter. See, whoever said freebies can’t be used for the greater good of society?