I’m officially a Pavlovian Dog thanks to freebies. I woke up this morning, remembered that it was Friday, and instantly started salivating at the thought of a free Mars chocolate candy bar. This can’t be good news. It’s only a few weeks before they completely hypnotize me and order me to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II at a baseball game.
How could I not have remembered to do this yesterday! I have been filling out this form (thanks for all the reminders) all summer. I get busy, don't check HIF and bam, no candy for me. Mars is always the first thing I do on-line Fridays! Think someone is telling me that I need to stop eating candybars or I won't be able to fit in my turtle shell anymore?
The Mars bar would have been great, but you didn't send out the email until 12:11 am on saturday, so I missed my Mars Bar this week.
Yummy! Thanks so much for the reminder!!
Glad somebody got it!
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Congratulations! You've just discovered HIF - the coolest site on the Internet if you ignore lots of other sites. I'm Goob and I spend way too much time looking for 100% legit freebies. I also make horrible jokes.
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