Coupon: Free Mars Chocolate Bar
I’m officially a Pavlovian Dog thanks to freebies. I woke up this morning, remembered that it was Friday, and instantly started salivating at the thought of a free Mars chocolate candy bar. This can’t be good news. It’s only a few weeks before they completely hypnotize me and order me to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II at a baseball game.



Excellent Naked Gun reference
Glad somebody got it!
Yummy!
Thanks so much for the reminder!!
The Mars bar would have been great, but you didn’t send out the email until 12:11 am on saturday, so I missed my Mars Bar this week.
How could I not have remembered to do this yesterday! I have been filling out this form (thanks for all the reminders) all summer. I get busy, don’t check HIF and bam, no candy for me. Mars is always the first thing I do on-line Fridays! Think someone is telling me that I need to stop eating candybars or I won’t be able to fit in my turtle shell anymore?
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