Archive for September 2009


Free $1.29 From Amazon Plus Free & Cheap Music

To celebrate getting a million followers on Twitter (wow, HIF doesn’t even have nearly that many ;) ), Amazon is giving away a $1.29 credit that can be used to download a free mp3 song. The credit will be applied to your account and most songs are only $0.99, so you can actually get a song and a third for free!

Amazon is also running an offer this month of 50 different albums for only $5. They have albums from bands like the Rolling Stones, Steely Dan, John Coltrane, The Roots, Willie Nelson, Gloriana, Marie Digby, Crystal Method, Fabolous and Shinedown. So…pretty much something for everybody. It might be worth checking out if you’re a music buff. Check out the banner below for more info.

And finally, as we’ve written about before, Amazon offers a hoard of free music available to anybody who wants it. The current count of freebies stands at 1,200, so never again shall you complain that you have nothing to listen to!

Free Chick-fil-A Sandwich on Labor Day (9/7)

Nicole from Savvy Shopper reminded me that Chick-fil-A is giving away a free sandwich on Labor Day (Monday, September 7) to anybody who stops by between 10:30 am and close while wearing a sports team logo.

I’ve always wondered how liberal they are about this. What if I wear an Australian Football League jersey (I’ve got one!) or an English Premier League (one of those as well!) jersey? Heck, what if I just make up a team? I’m going to take a white t-shirt and come up with a logo for the U.S. National Hiffer team.

Finally, a sport I’d excel at!

Coupon: Free Mars Chocolate Bar

Folks, I come to you with ominous news: we’ve entered the month of September. Clearly this should tell you that we’re fast approaching the end of our beloved free Mars Chocolate Bar coupon offers. After this week, we’ll only have three weeks remaining! I don’t know about you, but I’ve already lined up a few sessions with my local psychiatrist. I’ve also stockpiled tons of aroma candles and soothing bath oils. It’s gonna be rough, but we can get through this people.

Free Kotex Sample Kit

This free Kotex sample kit from Walmart comes with a boat load of freebies:

  • 1 KOTEX Ultra Thing Overnight Pad with Wings
  • 1 KOTEX Maxi Pad, Overnight (without Wings)
  • 1 KOTEX Lightdays Pantiliner Individually Wrapped, Long
  • 1 KOTEX Security Tampon, Regular
  • 1 KOTEX Security Tampon, Super
  • Special Savings (so coupons?)
  • 1 sample of New FDC Feminine Wash

Too bad there’s nothing there which I can use. Unless those items with wings actually function as wings. I’ve always wanted to fly south for the winter!

Free Zyrtec Sample & Coupons

Walmart is giving away some free Zyrtec samples and coupons, which is just in time for spring blossom! … Wait, isn’t this a few month’s too late? Do people get bad allergies during the fall and winter? I rarely leave my protective apartment cocoon, so I don’t know much about the outside realm.

The “Get Special Savings” button will take you to a page where you can print $2 and $4 coupon. To get the sample, click on “Zyrtex 10mg Tablets.” There are quite a few states that don’t love their residents and want them to suffer from allergies year round, however. They include: Arizona, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Iowa, Kansas, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont.

Corporate Internet Coupon Policies

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Updated: 11/25/2010

Over the past months, a trickle has turned into a torrent of e-mails from people telling me that X store doesn’t take printed coupons and Y store does but only if you use less than five and Z store has no limit and… you get the point. The thing is, in this example, Walmart was X, Y, and Z store!

So, I set out to see if there was a universal corporate coupon policy for any of the big name stores. I compiled the list below and began emailing corporate offices asking if they accept Internet coupons. Long story short: yes, most have an official policy and in the majority of stores, printed Internet coupons are okay.

But as I’ve hinted to, everybody seems to have a horror story of a cashier who refuses to accept the coupons and suddenly the total bill balloons. Nine times out of ten, that cashier is in the wrong and this is where a little education, planning, and hopefully this post will come in handy. If you shop regularly at any of the stores below, you might want to print out the policy and carry it around in your purse when you go shopping next!

There’s no reason for anybody to be denied savings when they’re rightfully entitled to them, especially in this economy!


A&P – Holy Mother of…A&P simply did not want to respond to my e-mails at all. But after a mere trillion messages by me, I received an e-mail with the following statement:

The internet is a powerful vehicle for getting information out to people and at the same time it is also a vehicle for false information. Unfortunately, internet coupons are not accepted in our A&P stores due to an abundance of fraudulent coupons circulating over the internet.

I know this is not the answer you and your readers want to hear at this time, but we are listening to you and other customers who are seeking alternate means of stretching their food dollars. Currently, we are working on a solution that would allow our customer’s to download coupons from the internet directly to our loyalty cards electronically. We are exploring this idea and hope to put it into fruition in the near future. I apologize for the delay in my response, as I wanted to wait until we had more information of the new clipless electronic coupon service we will be offering. We are working with an external vendor and hope to have this service available starting August 7, 2009. [ed: so...it's released now?]

So that’s kind of promising as it sounds like they’ll be rolling out their own Cellfire version within a month in the past.

Care to see the rest of the list?

Rebate: Free Blue Bunny Ice Cream (9/5-9/7)

EDIT: This freebie is no longer available.

During Labor Day Weekend (9/5 – 9/7), pick up any Blue Bunny Aspen or Sedona Frozen Yogurt Granola Novelty (13 syllables in that product’s name!) and then use this rebate form to make it free! They held a similar offer back in May and I received my check around a month later, so I’ll certainly participate again this time. Although it really doesn’t take much to get me on board for something. You could stick a sign on the sidewalk that said “go wait here” with an arrow pointing towards a dark alley and I’d stand around for an hour before I realized it was a hoax.

You have to postmark the claim by 9/19 and make sure you include your original receipt and UPC bar codes.

IS: Free Aerie Boybrief or Thong on Thurs.

The in-store Aerie freebie has switched for the month of September and this time around we get… free boybriefs or thongs. Even though they retail for $7.50, I think I’ll pass. Something tells me that if I went to get this, I’d also be placed on a few government databases as well.

In order to qualify, you have to sign up for their free A-list club. You can join in the store and get your freebie the same day! You may want to call ahead and make sure your local store has some left in supply before heading there.

Free Clorox Disinfecting Wipes (teachers)

EDIT: To get the wipes, you must be a teacher. They only have a certain number each day and today’s amount is exhausted now.

As a kid, I used to always wish I’d get sick so that I could stay home from school. What was the worst that could happen to me back then? Strep throat? Possibly a stomach bug? Now my siblings have to worry about freaking Swine Flu! Maybe these free Clorox Disinfecting Wipes for teachers will help keep them healthy and out of my hair for six hours a day.

Free Huggies Little Movers Diapers

Okay Huggies. I understand that you’re trying to show us how well your diapers work on little kids who haul butt around the house. But what is up with the banner for your free Huggies Little Movers diapers page? The Olympic hurdler really couldn’t spend an extra two seconds to walk about the park bench? No? I guess you’re right, seeing as how the baby is surrounded by nothing but lush, green grass. Oh, the horror!

For the record, I was quite conflicted with which way to go with my snark. “Little movers” has so much potential, that I thought it best to leave it be.