Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I don’t know if my feet need any free Kerasal Exfoliating Foot Ointment, but the hard part will be deciding which foot gets the treatment. My left foot tripped over a branch the other day and made me faceplant in front of my cute neighbor but my right foot has this annoying cramp in it today. If neither of them shape up, I’ll pull this car over right now and they won’t like what happens next!

Or something like that. I’ve never quite nailed down the art of threat making.

Tara over at Deal Seeking Mom recently posted that her local Wendy’s had a coupon booklet on sale for $1. In exchange, you get 10 free Jr. Frosty coupons valid between 11/1/09 and 2/1/10! This is obviously an in-store freebie and your location may not be selling them, but both my brother in South Carolina and myself in Virginia were able to buy them at our local spots. Some people have mentioned that they give out the coupons to kids Trick or Treating, but I do see one small problem with that – you won’t get any free Frostys for yourself

EDIT: It looks like this is no longer available.

If you’d like a voucher for a free bag of Eukanuba dog food, then scroll to the bottom of their page and sign up for one. I just mentioned to my dog that she’d soon be getting free dog food, but I don’t think she was all that excited.

Come to think of it, she’s always gotten free dog food since I’ve been paying all these years! Fingers crossed she has a stash of cash hidden under her crate or else I’m out quite a bit of money.

I love the beginning of fall, especially the smell of the crisp air, the colors of the changing leaves, and all the pumpkin and apple goodies that I’ve been waiting for since last season. Most of all, I love fall for all the Halloween-y goodness. Hmm, that didn’t sound right…

Groceries:
Frito Lay: $1 off assorted Frito Lay variety packs

Corazonas: $1 off Corazonas chips

General Mills: $1 off General Mills cereal

TrueNorth: $1 off one TrueNorth snack product

Health & Beauty:

Olay: $10 off any 2 Olay Pro-X products

Tone: $1 off new Tone antioxidant body wash (Firefox link). IE users, click here.

Vaseline: $1 off Sheer Infusion bpdy lotion at CVS stores

Miscellaneous:

Purex: $1 off new Purex 3-in-1 laundry sheets

Sears: $10 off any Juniors fashion department purchase (NO minimum purchase amount, yay!)

CVS: $5 off any purchase of $25 or more when you complete the Flu IQ online quiz

Walgreens: They’re offering a $5 off $25 in-store purchase. Act fast, however, as the coupon is only available September 29 and 30.

PETCO: Assorted PETCO coupons (must have a PETCO P.A.L.S. card)

These 10 free Nature Made TripleFlex caplets supposedly will make you more flexible and thereby healthier. As if that wasn’t enough of a draw, brace yourself for the following news: each caplet contains Glucosamine, Chondroitin Complex, Hyaluronic freaking Acid! I don’t know if you know this, but I’m a huge Chondroitin Complex supporter and even President of the local fan club! The club only exists in my imagination, but that’s just a minor detail that I often ignore.

EDIT: It looks like they’re out of coupons as of 9:45 EST.

The first 20,000 who submit an after-school organizational tip (ed: do what now?) on Monday, September 28 will receive a coupon for a free 4-pack of Smucker’s Uncrustable sandwiches. I never understood the appeal of throwing away the crust, but then again I’m weird.

It’s 3:22 EST now, which means this post didn’t make the newsletter delivery time. I’m going to play with the settings though and see if I can’t get a late submission. That’s right, I’m working on HIF instead of watching football. There’s a Nobel Prize category for that, right?

If it wasn’t bad enough that I just admitted to listening to Miley Cyrus after my improbable leave of absence, well, now I really want to download some of these free songs for kids from this Music for Little People site.

Why would I listen to something so eclectic?

Well, when I close at work, I actually turn on my music in the store to give it something a little… different. This is especially important once the Christmas music starts in another month…

Wow, where has September gone? I mean, seriously! When I looked up, it was the beginning of the month, and now? The month is almost over, I’ve been to St. Louis and back for work, and my alma mater (go UCF Knights!) is 2-1 and keeping it real.

Maybe there’s some sort of higher power to this all and I should listen to something like this free Creation Festival sampler on my iPod Touch. Or maybe? I should just bypass it and switch over to the new Miley Cyrus. What? “Party in the U.S.A.” is addictive!

It’s not the first Monday of the month, but there’s a new free Redbox Rental code available! The code is 9HB6MP22 and looks to be working nationwide from what I can tell. I’m not sure where this code originated from, however, so there’s no telling how long it will last. In other words, I’m giving you permission to sneak out of work immediately and go rent a free movie. If your bosses catch you, tell them Goob said it’s okay and I’m sure they’ll understand.

There’s also another new free code, which is SMR8DVD, but this one only works at McDonald’s.

Holy. Crap. A fifth in-store freebie for tomorrow? Am I being punk’d? Sure, Toys Backwards-R Us is hosting a free Geoffrey’s Birthday Party this Saturday, September 26, from 12-3 pm. There will be a birthday parade, activities and free giveaways. But this just doesn’t seem right. Five in-store freebies on the same day has never happened before and frankly, I’m scared. I’m pretty sure this was one of the ancient Mayans predictions of the impending Armageddon.