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Posted on 10.01.2009 at 12:17 pm by Goob in Random

The title on this free (red) badge page says “Badge Yourself Red.” While setting up this post, I started saying that out loud over and over. It quickly started to sound like “Badger Self Read,” and it didn’t take long for me to then picture a badger lounging in an easy chair and reading a book. There’s a fire crackling in the background, he’s wearing a robe and small pair of reading glasses, and there’s even a glass of wine sitting on the table. He’s an refined badger, unlike those crazy wild ones.

I don’t know why but that image makes me laugh and I hope everyone out there is now picturing the same image in their head. You’re welcome!

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brenda

aahhhhh, I have never laughed so hard on a freebie website as I do on yours! You really should do standup comedy or be a writer for standup. Love the medication induced break comment!

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Care

Every once in a while my boyfriend or I will randomly start cracking up. When asked "What's so funny" the answer is usually "frickin' Goob" You crack me up Goob.

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KFM

Wasn't there a learned badger or two in the Chronicles of Narnia? I seem to remember reading something about a beaver or a badger or something in the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Hidden agenda? I doubt it.

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