Freebies and free stuff

EDIT #2: And now the offer seems to be dead for good.

What the heck is TIGI? A country? No, that’s Fiji. It’s not the restaurant that’s open on Sat. through Thur., despite what their name suggests. Oh whatever, it doesn’t matter, just as long as we all get a free Girls Just Want It Lip Pallet, which I think is lip gloss. I know what lips are, but the last pallet I encountered was used to move cargo.

They also have a free Dream Experience perfume, but they’re charging $6 for shipping, so I passed.

These free Natural Nibbles pet treats will come in one of four flavors:

• chicken liver
• beef liver
• salmon treat
• 100% beef liver

Wait, then what’s in the first beef liver? Not that my dogs will care, they’ll eat anything. It could be 99% cardboard and they’d devour it without a second thought.

And fine, I’ll admit it: I spent 20 seconds wondering why they used “treat” instead of “liver” for the salmon flavor.

This free ConAgra Foods $17 coupon book is another one of those silly freebies where I can’t link to it, so you’ll have to copy and paste the link below:

http://startsampling.com/sm/101044/

I have to take umbrage with the photo on their site, though. I’m no fashion expert, but green pants with a purple and black shirt? No thanks. And who does yoga while cooking in their cubicle?! Plus, why not drop the kid off at school?! This lady needs some serious downtime.

Oh, ConAgra also has a rebate offer. Purchase $10 in ConAgra products and submit this rebate form to get another coupon book worth $25! You have until 4/9/2010, so that’s plenty of time to let the first coupon book arrive, use it to make $10 in purchases, and then send off for the next book.

I think these free Bounce dryer sheets are the first time Sam’s Club has made the member ID field mandatory, which puts me in a pickle as I don’t have a membership. The form, however, accepted nine random digits that I typed, so I guess we’ll see in 6-8 weeks if they are serious about enforcing this or if they’re like the “do not remove” tags on mattresses.

[via NWA Deals - thanks!]

EDIT: This is no longer available.

One of the benefits of taking five days off is that there are tons of new offers waiting to be posted, like this free pregnancy journal. In other words, I’m pretty sure this is a sign that I should take 5-day weekends more often!

The last time these free CankerMelts were offered was back in January. I used them a few months later and they tasted quite odd, but helped numb my mouth a bit. However, vodka or rum could have produced the same results if you ask me.

You can get a coupon for a free YoPlus yogurt pack if you sign up for the Betty Crocker newsletter. Thank goodness this isn’t a physical newsletter, because by this point they’d have to raze 10% of the Amazon every year just to cover the number of times I’ve signed up.

For some reason, this offer is void in the following states: CA, ID, LA, MN, NJ, ND, NV and TN. If you happen to live in any of them, there’s a consolation prize in the form of a printable coupon (IE and FF) for a dollar off.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

The previous free Kashi TLC granola bar offer from October is still working, but here’s another link to it that doesn’t involve clicking through a banner ad to get to it.

So all in all, I just saved everybody two seconds. Use the extra time wisely! I plan on doing a little reading or maybe taking up juggling.

Walmart is offering another free Prilosec OTC Heartburn Blocker sample and…wait, has Prilosec’s logo always looked like a football? How did I miss that?

I normally pick up on the little things in logos. Like how FedEx has an arrow or how cereal mascots are usually looking down at children. Even HIF’s hastily constructed logo has a nice grammatical error that has been slowly driving me insane for years!

EDIT: This freebie is no longer available.

The free $35 coupon booklet of cleaning supplies is back! I still haven’t used any from the previous book. That might explain why I’ve made more dust angels than snow angels this winter.