Free Mean Green Hand Soap

EDIT: This freebie is no longer available.
I automatically support any product that promises to be angry and/or extreme, so how could I pass on free Mean Green hand soap? Just look at their mascot! We need a mascot like that for HIF.1
He looks tough enough to beat me up, although that’s not saying much. Just yesterday I knocked myself out by getting tangled in my coat and stumbling into the door. Then last night, I gave myself a black eye while cheering for a Packers touchdown. I thought about covering my entire house in bubble wrap, but it was too expensive.
They’re a small company, so I’d suggest only requesting this freebie if you’re truly interested in the soap and might purchase it in the future.
- And preferably one that doesn’t have a freaking grammatical error in it! [↩]




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