With any luck, this free Galaxy Granola is from Klepton 5, which everybody knows makes the tastiest granola. You might argue it’s not on par with Zaxbar’s, but ever since the Gorgan uprising three wigbies ago, their production line is slower than a glugquist. Now the only people who can afford it are the rich socialites on Hiplite Prime. Well flickflark to them!
I think I’m still a little drunk.
What just happened? The last thing I remember is opening Christmas presents and then whammo, it’s Tuesday morning. At least the guys from The Hangover had each other and some random clues. All I had was an alarm clock that had been blaring for 48 hours and my dog, who appeared as if she rather enjoyed all the extra sleep.
So suffice to say, I need to ingest something a bit more in line with a normal diet. Like Cheerios! And if you sign up for four free $1 Cheerios coupons, you’ll be entered to win one of 50,000 free boxes. Notifications will be mailed in the next 6-8 weeks if you win.
The one thing that I honestly truthfully love about my work was despite the fact that they started playing Christmas songs the first week of November? The day after Christmas, we were right back to regular music! And after having 60+ hour weeks where I was living in the store, well, to say that I was growing tired of it would be the understatement of the century…
So you’ll excuse me if I just pass along this link for these five free Christmas songs from The Fray (and free fan club membership for a year) and don’t really download them and comment on how they are… I’m just happy that I can hear my Miley Cyrus, The Script, and Jon McLaughlin on our in-store radio…
It seems that our fearless leader’s brother’s 21st birthday has left him out of commission a little longer than just two days… Just in case he doesn’t return by the end of the day today, I’d be sure to request all three of these free books from Crown Publishing, hope they come fast, and spend a loooooooong time reading the excerpts available online while refreshing this site…
Me? I’ve got a wool sweater to shave and more sleep to catch up on…
After eating all of the holiday feasts, it seems that the makers of Nature Made have decided to endow us with their offer for free Triple Flex softgels yet again (I’d link the first four or so times, but I’m lazy). I think they’re telling us that we’re fat from the food, wrecking our joints, and all of our base belong to them
Wow, well, I know I’ve been quiet the past few weeks, but I swear I haven’t forgotten about everyone at HIF! While Goob was busy here with his posts, I was in the midst of the retail Christmas rush and loving every minute of it!
Needless to say, these free stress management downloads (right-click, save as)? Well, they’re just about a few weeks too late for me and my plate (and for some of y’all and the in-law visits, I’m sure), but its never too early to start mentally preparing for next year, right?
From the entire Hey, It’s Free crew, I want to wish each and every Hiffer a Merry Christmas. Here’s to a day full of family, friends, food, and fun – we all deserve it. And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, then I hope you have a fantastic Friday and a rockin’ weekend.
I’m having a rather large get together tonight and it’s my brother’s 21st tomorrow, so I’ll be back with freebies on Sunday.
Taco Bell is giving away one million printable coupons for a free fresco taco. They expire seven days after printing them, but if you’re like me, you’re already on your way to the Bell.
I should probably stop typing on my phone and pay more attention to the road.
[via Deal Seeking Mom - thanks!]
To say thanks for helping support your local community (uh, okay), there will be free Peet’s coffee and tea all day tomorrow, Thursday, December 24th. Coincidentally, I’m drinking tea right now and it’s apparently gumming up my brain. I’ve been staring at this post for over an hour and haven’t come up with a single decent joke.
Well screw it, I’m moving to the next freebie. Take that, writer’s block!
There’s another free Redbox rental code available (ACME25), so you can…wait a minute. The last free code was ACME26 and now this one is 25? So will ACME24 work for a free rental as well? If so, how low can you go and how lazy was the person who came up with these codes?
If you’re new to Redbox, check out the Redbox Explanation Guide that covers all the basics of how to use the free rental codes as well as some personal tips & tricks I’ve discovered to help maximize your freebie movies.
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