Freebies and free stuff

All of the Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards codes below were valid for my account, which means I haven’t posted them on HIF yet.

5 Point Codes
BCSRMTKWNZZGPGB
BDTWBWZGNZKQPGB
BDTXQTXPHPGXPGB
BFCWDQLZKNPMPGB
BFGHQNGNLPQPPGB
BFJZZGBBNBGPPGB
HKNZJZGMDNKBPGB
PLWGFZRJNXFWPGB
PQKXBRXMDTBWPGB
XZRSSFHSQGFLTMN
ZXLRKBTBBMNNPGB

1 Point Codes
BGGPHNPFZNHMPGB

Has anybody managed to win anything from here? I noticed that now the little video they show is kids sliding on ice and aiming for a bullseye. Constantly losing was a lot more fun when I got to watch a farting baby animation.

[thanks Christina!]

EDIT: These are no longer available.

The first 30,000 fans will receive a free ZonePerfect Indulgence Nutrition Square. I’ll probably eat mine while pretending I’m an astronaut on a deep space voyage. Rigging up some anti-gravitational devices will be a little tricky, but it’s well worth the money if you ask me.

[thanks Mojo Savings]

There’s a free Sister Hazel’s 20 In ’10 Collection album available from Amazon, but…who is Sister Hazel again? I feel like I should know them. They sound familiar. Did they have that popular song one time? You know, the one that had that catchy tune and everybody was singing it? Or am I thinking of that other song?

EDIT: As Joe in the comments said, this offer has gone limp.

I’m not having the best of luck with freebies this week. However, being an unflinchingly optimistic fool, I can feel my fortune turning around. Why? Because the last time I posted this free Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive condom, it was accidentally classified under our default category: Animals / Pets. Oops.

But not this time! I’ve quadruple checked that this post is marked under Body Products, so that makes the score Universe: 15,168 – Goob: 1. The comeback has begun!

EDIT: Some people are getting a message saying that the promotion is over while others (like me) are able to sign up. I have no idea why that’s the case.

If I were on a diet and ate one of these free South Beach S’mores bar, it’d only be a matter of minutes before I was making real s’mores. That’s just the kind of guy I am; it’s all or nothing with me.

I just realized that in today’s posts, I’ve talked about s’mores and cookies. I think we all know what I’m having for lunch.

Become a fan of Nabisco Cookies on Facebook and you’ll get a BOGO coupon on March 1. Don’t worry, I’ll post a reminder on Monday to…remind you. I probably could have worded that better.

I find it funny that HIF has almost double the number of fans as Nabisco. If I understand transitive relations, and there’s absolutely no evidence to suggest I do, then that means if HIF were a brand of cookies, people would be eating more of them than Oreos. I feel oddly honored.

EDIT: Whoops, I thought I had marked this as dead already.

When I heard of a free All-Bran Promise pack, I was reminded of those weak “honesty codes” or “truth contracts” that schools and companies get people to sign. Yeah, I’m never taking home a box of paperclips from the office because I signed a piece of a paper. What a bulletproof plan.

Oh, what about this freebie? I think it’s free cereal or something. I’d research it a little more, but none of y’all tricked me into signing a “competence agreement!”

EDIT: This is no longer available.

The “total effects” in this free Olay Total Effects body wash from Walmart makes me think of “special effects” for some reason. I’m going to be disappointed if my body isn’t covered in a cool CGI video while I’m using it.

EDIT: First post of the week dies within minutes. Awesome.

I’m don’t own a home nor am I a lady, but I do have a journal, so I should qualify for this free Ladies’ Home Journal magazine subscription. I bet both journals will have similarly hard hitting exposes, like what I had for lunch last week and why blue clowns scare me. Hey Pulitzer Committee; get those awards ready!

I took the photo below before leaving home yesterday, so I’m not quite sure which issues of each magazine I have. I’ll update the list once I get home.

Freebies Received

• Huggies Coupon Book
• Skinny Cow insulated freezer bag
• Hot Prints photo book
• Coupon for free Excedrin.¹
• Post-it durable tab
• Issue of e-Week magazine
• Issue of Harvard Review magazine
• Issue of Redbook magazine
• Issue of body + soul magazine
• Issue of Popular Science magazine
• Issue of Forbes magazine

This is only four days worth of freebies, as I haven’t checked the mail for Friday nor today.

1. They sent this to me in the mail, despite the fact that I was able to print out a coupon when I first signed up for the offer [↩]