Freebies and free stuff

You have to go test drive a Kia Sorento in order to get this free $25 Visa gift card, so let’s get that out in the open. If you’re still interested:

1. Print out this form.
2. Take it to any Kia dealer before March 15 and test drive a Sorento.
3. Have the dealers validate the form.
4. Free money!

If you’re snowed in and can’t get to a dealer, like me, then the next best thing is to watch Kia’s Super Bowl commercial a few times. Sure, there’s no free gift card involved, but there’s a robot in a robot dance off, a sock monkey getting a stitched tattoo, and a rockin’ song. Honestly, if all commercials were like this, I’d have no need for TiVo.

[via I Could Use A Deal]

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The company that gave away free eye serum last month is back with a free iS Clinical Youth Eye Complex offer. The link to the freebie is smack dab in the middle of their page, next to the “as seen in Elle” image.

This reminds me; we need more serums in our daily lives. Potions and elixirs, too. Maybe I played one too many video games as a kid, but I don’t think demanding a magical drink that gives me superpowers is asking too much. Until then, I’ll stick to drinking water all day.

Wait a minute, I could drink some tonic water! I wonder how much I’d have to chug before I could shoot lasers out of my eyes and melt all this snow.

[via Freebies 4 Mom]

EDIT: They’ve run out of the Oreo coupons. There should still be some DiGiorno coupons, though.

Oreo, you devilishly delicious fool, I’m not sure how much more of your products I can take for free. I can’t afford to buy any new pants. Although, that’s been the case since 1996. I look quite silly still wearing clothes from middle school, but that’s a whole other story.

Signup / login with Kraft Foods First Taste and then click My Offers on the left. You’ll then print out a coupon for either a free box of Oreo Cakesters or a $1 off coupon. I got the coupon, but a lot of people have said they got the free box.

Additionally, there’s a DiGiorno pizza offer available as well. You’ll see it right next to the Oreo link and some people are reporting that they too got a coupon for a free pizza. I only got a $1.25 coupon, but as long as tons of Hiffers get the freebie, then I’m happy.

[via Mojo Savings]

Some of these free Pampers Gifts to Grow codes are obviously from last year, but I must have completely missed them because I was able to them to my account and net 160 points. There’s no penalty for entering in a code that doesn’t work for you, so you might as well try them all and see what sticks.

GTGPLAY2USA2010
GRATUIT89102009
GROWWITHVILLAGE
JOINTHEFUNGTG09
JUSTBECAUSE2009
OHAMANDAAWGTG08
STARTEARNINGNOW
THRIFTYMOMMYGTG
WELCOME2GTG0809
WELCOME2VILLAGE
WELCOMEBONUS089
XKCMYXFVD96VXVK

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up.

[via Newly Parents and Hip2Save]

I don’t know how to properly title this free CMJ 2009: The Bands, The Music, The City, Vol. 3 CD from Amazon. It looks as if my cat was chasing a spider across the keyboard. Okay, I won’t lie, it also looks as if I were chasing a spider across the keyboard. I’m quite the arachnophoAHH! kls;df j85

EDIT: The site is giving an error message, so I take it this offer is no longer available

I can’t get over the stock images on this free ASPCA wristbands website. That dog so wants to eat the wristband – just let him already! But are the images drawn to scale? If so, I’ve either got the world’s tiniest wrists or the world’s largest dogs. No matter how you slice it, I’m angling to win a darn prize here.

[via Zachary]

Who’s up for a free Auntie Anne’s pretzel on Saturday, February 20, from 10am to 3pm? If you’re game, you get to choose either a free original or free cinnamon sugar pretzel. I’m optimistic that these taste better than my Auntie Sue’s pretzels. I’m pretty sure she often confuses flour with actual flowers.

[via the tons of Hiffers who sent this in]

EDIT: They finally killed this freebie.

I will gladly use this full bottle of free Aveeno Stress Relief body lotion thanks to the fresh snow that is piling up outside. I just freaking shoveled the driveway – now I’m gonna have to do it again? Plus the porch isn’t going to clear itself off. And how many more times will I be forced to carve out an impromptu snow freezer for my delicious beverages?

Over the past few months, I’ve received no less than two dozen e-mails reporting that Bakers Square offers a free slice of pie on Wednesdays, but I never could get confirmation from the company on this. However, Hiffer helkaet sent in a link that finally confirms the rumor!

Now the only piece of unconfirmed gossip floating around is that I recently conquered the moon. I can’t confirm nor deny anything, but my lawyer says I’m allowed to wink conspicuously and move my eyebrows up and down.

If you bring the cover of Seventeen’s March 2010 issue (or a printout of Seventeen’s homepage) to your local Victoria’s Secret, then you’ll get a free Victoria’s Secret Deluxe Fragrance, which retails for $10.

Freebies like these baffle me. What’s the point of bringing in the magazine cover? To prove that you bought it? Then why let people print pictures of the website? You know what, I’m just going to stop thinking about this before I get another headache.

Only 25,000 samples will be given away, so you might want to call ahead to see if your store has any remaining. The official rules can be found here.

[via For The Mommas]