Free Pampers Dry Max Diapers
Sam’s Club’s head of marketing is ticked off again! She’s demanding a member ID for these free Pampers Dry max diapers, so I take it she had another rough morning. Perhaps another pet was introduced to the electric razor or maybe while in the shower, her bed became the scene of a new Jackson Pollock painting.
You know, her imaginary kids sound pretty wild. I think they need a night or two of Babysitter Goob to whip them into shape. I’m like Mary Poppins, but instead of singing and dancing, I use pranks and scary voices to inflict terror. Which means I’m actually nothing like Mary Poppins at all.
If you had trouble accessing the earlier Sam’s Club freebies, try using this alternate link.
[via Chris, who I now believe is the sentient form of Sam's Club's website.]
i entered 123456789 for the membership number and it worked.
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