Everybody said I was an idiot for taking leather CPR classes, but look at me now! Are they qualified to use this free Leather CPR repair product? No, I didn’t think so.
There’s a space to enter where you heard about this offer on the form. If everybody puts HeyItsFree.net in there and I win one of the $50 prize packs, I’ll give it away here on HIF.
[thanks Meggan!]
EDIT: IIRC, clicking the link won’t work. For some reason, you have to copy and paste the link directly: http://advancewhiteclean.com/
This free Arm & Hammer toothpaste campaign has been running for over a year, which means we should all have brilliant teeth by now. Is dentistry even an employable field anymore? I almost feel bad for putting them out of work, but then again, they seemed to enjoy drilling my teeth a little too much.
[thanks to everybody who reminded me of this.]
I’m not sure how groovy the average Hiffer is, but I image this free Six Degrees Global Grooves Sampler
Or maybe partying is your style, in which case you’ll enjoy this Extreme Party Animals
SPIN magazine is offering a free Best SXSW Bands 2010 compilation of 29 songs from artists like Foxy Shazam, Olof Arnalds, Surfer Blood, and Cymbals Eat Guitars. Amazingly, I did not make any of those up.
Finally, if you’ve got a munchkin running around your house, try calming them down with this free Mozart for Kids collection. At the very least, you’ll be relaxed without the aid of alcohol or medication!
Not the biggest haul this week, but the overall quality wasn’t bad at all. Four nice magazines, two food products that I know I’ll enjoy, a beautifully done little photo book, and a pocket knife that will be perfect for my glove box.
You should know what to do now – comment away and let us know what you got this week!
EDIT #2: This is back up.
Walmart’s free Olay Total Effects body wash offer is back in case you missed it last month. How many other people pretend they’re bullfighting and repeatedly shout “olay!” in the shower while using this product? Only me? Hmmm, I think y’all are missing out.
EDIT: We Hiffed that one pretty fast.
Isn’t it about time that this free Lever 2000 soap update itself? It’s 2010, people. When are we going to start demanding more from our soaps? I want a soap that can not only clean myself, but also scrub my tub as it heads for the drain and, oh I don’t know, make a mean souffle.
Is that really too much to ask for?
This week’s free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic is Saturday, March 27, from 10-11am and the kids will be building a kaleidoscope. I wish them all the luck in the world, because when I was a kid, I once tried to build my own kaleidoscope. What started as a noble cause in self-education quickly devolved into me putting handfuls of glitter on top of the ceiling fan, turning it on, and watching it explode throughout the air.
What’s so unusual about this free Special K protein bar? Is it magical? No, it must have something to do with the letter k. Maybe it’s made out of Kryptonite. But then that would mean we’re all against Superman and thus evil. I knew there was something sneaky about y’all!
The free Benefiber Orange offer is back from Walmart. Does it not seem like there’s a lot of fiber freebies out there? Benefiber, All Bran, Fiber One. Freebie fanatics have got to be the highest regulated portion of society.
[thanks to everybody who sent this in.]
Sure, it’s Thursday, but this slight freebie drought has made the week go by so freaking slow. At this point, I’d gladly trade my 11 Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards for 11 hugs. Actually, let’s change that to 11 shots of Tequila.
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