Freebies and free stuff

Here’s an easy code for 10 free Disney Rewards Points. You ready? It’s the letter “i” and nothing more. No, it’s not that entire last sentence, stop typing all of that. And this too. None of this is part of the code. Stop it!

Let’s try again. Go to Disney’s site and type i into the code box. No, don’t type “into the code box,” just type i. Oh, not again. You’re killing me, Smalls!

EDIT #3: Nope, they pulled it for good. Sorry folks!

Sams Club has yet another freebie available today, but these free Scott rags don’t require a member code like yesterday’s trash bags. Why the change? Heck if I know. I could make a wild guess that it has something to do with Sam’s Club’s head of marketing and how she was in a vile mood yesterday morning because somebody drank the last of the oj and why is there peanut butter all over the kitchen, can you kids not make a freaking sandwich without getting it everywhere and who flushed all my highlighters down the toilet and don’t tell me that’s a pile of dog fur in the bathtub WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT USING THE RAZOR?! *deep breath*

So she took out her rage by making us type an extra nine digits. True story!¹

1. In Goob’s head [↩]

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Hey, look! It’s a free Glad ForceFlex trash bag from Sam’s Club that requires a Member ID. Sure, nine random numbers seems to work fine, but I’m not condoning such an action! Doing so would put me in violation with the Moral Police, who can be a royal pain when they start accusing you of crimes against morality.

“Don’t tie your brother up with belts and extension cords, don’t tickle your dog’s ears while they’re sleeping, don’t put live spiders in your sister’s bed.” Well fine, how about you tell me what I can do! While waiting for your response, I’m gonna go collect some spiders for…uh…research purposes.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom]

The company that makes this free Astroglide sample has a phone number of 866-TRY-ASTRO, which is awesome. But it’s really just TRY-ASTR, right? Whatever, I digress.

I only noticed because I recently got a number that ends in GOOB. I think it’s the coolest thing since sliced bread. I’ve been going around telling everyone I know about it, but I’m starting to regret writing it on all those bathroom stalls.

FWIW, both of the previous Astroglide freebies seem to still be available.

[thanks Debbie]

Take this coupon into Panda Express tomorrow (Wednesday, March 10) and get a free honey walnut shrimp serving. From what I can tell, they spread the walnut and honey on the shrimp after they’ve already caught them, which is an ingenious method.

Every time I go on vacation, I bring a few pallets of seasonings, dump them into the ocean, and then try to grab as many sea creatures as possible. It might explain why I’ve been banned from over 200 beaches. And here I was thinking it had something to do with my thong collection.

Isn’t the name of this free Dunkin Donuts Turbo coffee a little redundant? Wouldn’t all coffee be considered turboish? Well, I should say, all coffee except for that stupid Turtle Paced Coffee. I don’t know what genius came up with that idea.

In order to get the freebie, simply click on the “free sample” link up at the top.

EDIT: These are no longer available.

These free Huggies snug & dry diapers from Costco don’t require a member ID. It doesn’t even require that you have a baby, which is good for me. The previous time I thought having a kid was a requirement resulted in the oddest introduction I’ve ever had with a neighbor. It seems people don’t take kindly to strangers asking “hey, can I borrow your kid?”

EDIT: We Hiffed it.

I’m in the middle of doing my taxes and unfortunately there’s not an option for “eat this free John Frieda Luxurious Volume shampoo and never do taxes again.” Because I’d do it. In a heartbeat. In fact, I’m probably going to ingest this freebie anyway just in case there’s a loophole that I don’t know about.

Another site for free Lipton green tea has been found in case you missed out on the offer last November. Just click on the green box in the right sidebar and you’ll be able to sign up.

I was curious as to what the AOX logo in the image above meant, so I googled it and was directed to this helpful animation. So there you have it, folks. It’s a small fairy that flies around your body and attacks any pollution headed in your direction. Mystery solved.

I posted these free Purex Complete 3-in-1 laundry sheets in early January, but evidently their parent company took out a billboard in Times Square because my inbox has blown up with Hiffers submitting this. I’m not even sure if I got my previous sample, but then again, I don’t have the best memory.

Actually, I think I would have remembered this, as it looks frighteningly similar to those Listerine strips. Even the case kind of resembles them. I’d like to think trying to eat one of these sheets would have made some sort of lasting memory.