Some Kraft First Taste members should be able to print a coupon for free Oscar Mayer turkey bacon by logging in and clicking “My Offers.” Unfortunately, the coupon didn’t show up for me. Looks like I’m gonna have to get my turkey bacon fix the old fashion way – frying up some bacon and wrapping turkey slices around it!
EDIT: This is no longer available, but when it comes back up again I’ll be sure to repost it!
Apparently handling millions of freebies over the years has convinced the U.S. Postal Service to jump in the game and sponsor a new sample showcase! You have to qualify, but I know for a fact that females with 0-3 kids who make $75,001-$100,000 qualify. So…yeah 
From the looks of it, they’re going to be sending out freebies for products like Reese’s, Nescafe, and Dove. The site keeps going down, so if you’re having trouble, try again later. And if you’re not having trouble…well, good for you! You get an A+.
[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]
If you still have some free True Lemon lying around then take a picture of yourself drinking it, send it in, and get a free True Lemon tote bag! If you don’t have anything to tote, you can always use it to carry around freebies. I find that giving away free stuff out of a bag is a great way to meet people at the mall and have the cops called on you!
EDIT: We Hiffed it!
This free Carbona Color Grabber cloths from Stain Talk is some sort of product meant to “keep your colored clothes bright, bold, and vibrant” in the washing machine. So sorry goths, but looks like you’ll have to pass on this freebie.
They said on their Facebook page that the freebies will be shipped sometime next week.
We’re all invited to “build a stronger first line of defense” with this free Eucerin body lotion from Walmart, but don’t fall for it! A strong padlock, loud dog, and bazooka are all better defenses than body lotion. I don’t see how squirting a burglar with body lotion would get him to flee. That is unless he broke in to steal your lotion!
[thanks Chris]
I’m going to have to keep a closer eye on my friends and family this week. They used to tell me it was “cute” and “funny” that I’m obsessed with freebies and coupons, but lately I’ve caught them giving me dirty looks, and I think I even heard them mumble something about an intervention. I think they’re just jealous. At least I have some awesome Hiffers who understand me! Hope you enjoy the latest assortment of coupons!
Brie: $3/1 Brie President 6oz cheese
DiGiorno: Coupons.com has a $1/1 coupon
Ghirardelli: $1/1 bag of Ghirardelli Squares (coupon located at bottom left)
Hershey: $0.35/1 Hershey’s single-serve bottled milk or milkshake [ff] [ie]
Keebler: $1/1 package of Keebler Sandies Pecan Shortbread cookies [ff] [ie]
Lay’s: Become a fan on Facebook and get a BOGO coupon for Kettle Cooked chips
Michelina’s: Assorted entree coupons and money-saving tips courtesy of Michelina’s
Reynolds: Their $1.25/1 roll of Reynold Wrap Foil has reset
Afrin: $1/1 Afrin 12 hour nasal spray [ff] [ie]
Ban: $0.75/1 Ban product
John Frieda: $2.50/1 John Frieda hair product (click yes to register for your coupon, while supplies last)
Lever 2000: $1/1 multipack of Lever 2000 (4-pack or larger) [ff] [ie]
Nature Made: Assorted Nature Made vitamin coupons
Tone: $1/1 Tone body wash
Zyrtec: $2/1 Zyrtec product, $4/1 Zyrtec Liquid Gels, or $4/1 Children’s Zyrtec Perfect Measure
9 Lives: $0.75/1 bag of 9 Lives cat litter (3.15 lb or more) [ff] [ie]
Marcal: $1/2 Marcal Smart Steps eco-friendly paper products
Stein Mart: Get a $10 off a $25 purchase coupon for entering their sweepstakes. Plus, you might win a prize!
ULTRA: $2/1 ULTRA dog food (4 or 4.5 lb bag)
If you shop at Safeway or Kroger affiliated store, you should be using Cellfire. You load the coupons directly onto your loyalty card and then they’re automatically used when you check out. They released a bunch of new coupons today, including a $1/2 Oscar Mayer Lunchables and $2/1 Maxwell House coffee.
There are only two things I have trouble with: accepting compliments and talking about things related to sex, like this free Wet Synergy adult lubricant. I don’t know what I’d do if both of those events ever occurred at the same times. Luckily, that’s never happened.
…Oh…
EDIT: The freebie offer has died but you can get a $1 coupon. This seems to come back every week or two, so I’d wait until then.
The free Burt’s Bees toothpaste offer is back in case you missed it in February. This reminds me, if anybody could pass along Burt’s bee training trick, I’d be extremely thankful. I haven’t a clue how he gets them to make toothpaste and shampoo let alone lip balm. The only thing I’ve been table to teach my bees is how to sting me in the face. Repeatedly.
[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]
The latest free Pampers Gifts to Grow code is GTGSPRINGFREE10 and it should net you 10 points.
If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!
Despite what Walmart tries to tell us, I don’t think free Carefree ultra protection pantiliners grow at the center of blossoming flowers. Sure, I’m no botanist, but something tells me I’m closer to the truth than Walmart.
This is an older freebie, so you may have already signed up for it. If so, simply use a new e-mail address 
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