What ride are we exactly supposed to be enjoying with these free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards? Raising a child or earning points?
1 Point Codes
BGGZH-MJGGP-SXPGB
BHMTF-ZBFRL-PZPGB
BHNTQ-LGQZT-JBPGB
[thanks Jolene!]
Is Friday some kind of national french fry day? What am I missing? I ask because Jack in the Box is giving away free french fries on Friday, April 16. In addition, some California McDonalds are giving away free fries as well on the 16th, 23rd, and 30th.
Why? I have no freaking idea. I think they’re trying to mess with us.
[thanks to everybody who sent theses in!]
EDIT: It looks like they’re out of coupons now.
Coupons.com has a coupon for a free Olan Mills Portrait Package, which includes:
I’m guessing Olan Mills is the name of a company and not a single photographer who zips around the country taking all of our photos at a nearby location. Although if I’m wrong, that’d be kind of cool.
The first 25,000 Facebook fans will receive a free ONE condom. I always like it when a company spells their name in capital letters, as it makes me think it’s an acronym for something. Let’s see, ONE…how about Optimal Naked Experience. Yep, that’s gotta be it!
It’s time for another fun-filled round of Goob Is An Idiot! Today’s test is figuring out what confused Goob most about this free Dove conditioner with Fiber Actives offer. Was it:
If you guessed he thought we were about to have high speed internet streaming through our new fiber optics hair, then congratulations, you get 10 Freebie Points!
[thanks Jill]
I don’t think I could agree with that banner image any more. If my stomach was more kind to me, I’d reward it with tacos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Unless otherwise noted, these freebies are available on Thursday, April 15. If you happen to miss filing your federal taxes, I’m sure the IRS will understand when you tell them you were out getting free stuff all day long.
Boston Market: They have a BOGO coupon good from Apr. 15-18.
Cinnabon: This heavenly / devilish store, depending on how you see their addicting food, is giving away two free cupcake bites from 6-8pm. Look at them, exploiting my weakness for sugar. Well played, Cinnabon.
HydroMassage: Print out this coupon and schedule a free massage any time on tax day through April 18. Bonus points for going multiple times each day.
MaggieMoo: Maggie the cow is offering a free slice of ice cream pizza from 3-7pm. Make sure to check the link out as it contains all of the participating locations. Also, I hope the inventor of ice cream pizza won a Nobel Prize or something.
McCormick & Schmick’s: They’re holding a $10.40 dinner specials plus a $10.40 certificate good for your next visit. This only applies to people eating at the bar, however, so saddle up.
Mr. Jim’s Pizza: Most of their locations in TX, LA, WY, and NC are giving away a free pizza if you first fan them on Facebook and print out the coupon.
P.F. Chang: They’re giving 15% off food purchases all day long.
Starbucks: Bring in any reusable cup and get it filled with free coffee. I wonder if there’s a size limit, as I’ve got a massive crock pot that I could say is my travel cup.
Taco Del Mar: FREE TACO!
Whole Foods: Whole Foods in AL, NC, SC, TN, and GA are not charging sales tax on every purchase made throughout tax day. It might not be much, but the savings could add up if you do your week’s shopping on Thursday.
[thanks to all the Hiffers who sent these in!]
I’m not entirely sure what a free EAS Myoplex nutrition shake is, but the label says it’s been “trusted by players, proven in the game.” Now the big question is are we the players doing the trusting? And what game are we playing? The world may never know, by which I mean I’ll never know because I’m too hungry to spend any time finding out.
As you can see, free Twinlab Endurance fuel has been providing “real endurance since 1968″ and … wait. Has that girl been out running since ’68 as well? Somebody catch her and see if she knows why I can’t run more than 10 feet before falling into a coma.
EDIT: This is no longer available.
Warning: hard hats are required to sign up for this free Kraft macaroni & cheese Cheesy Explosion. I know it’s a pain but I don’t make the rules. The last thing I need is a Hiffer getting hurt in a freak accident and OSHA tearing me a new one.
[thanks Zachary and Del]
Target just released their second freebie, which means the Cold War is officially under way. Take special care to note when and where you heard the news. Your grandchildren will want to know all about this historical event.
Sure, free L’Oreal EverStrong shampoo might not seem like much, but it’s only a matter of time before Walmart fires back with some free toothpaste. Before you know it, Target’s put a monkey into outer space and Walmart’s propping up a proxy regime in Kyrgyzstan.
[thanks Saving Everyday]
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