See, this free Depend underwear offer proves that I was onto something yesterday! There has got to be some sort of conspiracy going on and dang it, I want to be part of it! My contribution could be coming up with awesome code names for everybody involved. Night Stalker. Major Fluffy. Mr. Cuddlesworth.
Okay, so those are names of some of the stuffed animals I sleep with, but you get the idea.
The last time I posted this free Poise sample kit, I complained about having to retype what was in it. This time, I remembered all about copy and paste!
Phew, that was a lot easier. I wish I’d known about that trick back when I wrote my senior thesis.
If you have a Blockbuster Express nearby, then enjoy these free movie codes:
As luck would have it, I recently made a movie that I’m trying to get into Blockbuster kiosks. It’s a small indie production I was able to shoot in under a day and is titled Where’s The Off Switch? It’s a riveting single-camera, four hour saga chronicling the insides of my bookbag as I walked around town. I smell an Oscar!
[thanks Teagan!]
EDIT: This is no longer available.
I understand that some freebies are seasonal. It makes sense to give away a beach ball in the summer as opposed to winter. At the same time, there have been a boatload of diaper freebies recently, like these three free Pampers Cruisers from Vocal Point. So I guess I’m asking this: are people peeing more in the spring? Is this a phenomenon I’m unaware of?
[thanks She Saved!]
Head to Ben & Jerry’s tonight, May 4, from 5-7pm and try a sample of Bonnaroo Buzz ice cream. I wouldn’t go out of my way for this, but if you happen to pass one after work or something, then maybe swing in. Or don’t. It’s not like I’m trying to tell you what to do. Who do I look like, your dad? … Wait … son?!
Geez, enter code FacebookMay2010 and get another 10 free Pampers Gifts to Grow points. It’s almost as if they’re giving these points away because they don’t want them. It’s like a college neighborhood in May. All the free couches and blenders you can carry!
If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!
[thanks Newly Parents!]
EDIT: This promotion has ended.
If you like Kraft on Facebook, you can request one of four free Kraft sample packs. Their site is getting absolutely slammed right now, but you’ve got until May 10 to register so no rush.
Luckily they’re sending out coupons good for some of the free food you see above. I’m not sure I’d want free mayo or cream cheese sent through the mail.
[thanks Jessica!]
I’ve had this post sitting in the draft queue for over a week now and I’ve yet to come up with a single decent joke for free TENA for men underwear or guards.1 It’s as if my muse checked out for vacation and didn’t bother inviting me along. I’m a fun vacationer too! I can make a mean margarita, I don’t get bored bobbing in the water for hours on end, and I’ve yet to meet a person who doesn’t enjoy teasing me when I inevitably get burnt to a crisp.
EDIT: We Hiffed that one fairly fast.
There’s nothing better than starting the day off with a steaming mug of free Suffuse tea. Well, I guess waking up to find a million dollars scattered across your floor would be better. But then you’d probably freak out wanting to know where it came from.
Unfortunately I’ve got three words for you: Sleepwalking crime spree. I know, I thought I knew you well too, but turns out your a crazed bank robber every night!
EDIT: Hey, those didn’t even last the entire day!
Seeing as it’s the first Monday of the month, Nabisco is offering a BOGO coupon good for a free package of cookies if you also buy a gallon of milk. Or as I like to call it, a typical Tuesday night dinner.
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