Freebies and free stuff

This free Dove Damage Therapy shampoo from Costco requires a membership ID, but nine random digits…wait…that trick doesn’t work anymore! They’re onto us! Abort, abort!

Or, you know, only sign up for this is you’re an actual Costco member.

I kept reading this free Purina One Smart Blend dog food as “South Beach” and wondered how in the world I was supposed to put my dogs on a diet while I’m eating donuts for all six of my daily meals.

Note that you can opt for some free Purina One Fancy Feast cat food instead.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I am on what may be the slowest Internet connection of all time right now. It took almost 10 minutes to load the page for free Three Dog Bakery oven baked treats from Walmart. Ten minutes! My dogs better give me a freaking foot massage when I get home for that.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Today was yet another travel day for me. I’m all over the place lately and while I was having a blast earlier, I’m starting to want to get back home. I miss everything: my bed, my coffee, my … well I don’t really own much else. I’d probably miss this free Cottonelle Ultra toilet paper if that’s what I had. I honestly have no idea what toilet paper I buy though. I think it’s the white kind.

FBMemorialDay10 and JunFacebook2010 are yet another two free Pampers Gifts to Grow codes worth 10 points each. I have no idea what I’m going to do with my 400 points. I think I’ll save up for the Busy Bee Baby Buzz’r because I like the name. Say it fast enough and it sounds like you’re speaking in tongues.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

Camping got my thinking about how awesome it’d be to live outside. You wouldn’t have to worry about rent or utilities. Bathing in a creek is the perfect way to wake up in the morning. And you wouldn’t have a mailbox to get freebies… nooooooooooooo!!!

I take it back. I love my apartment. As a goodwill gesture, I will use this free Glidden paint to touch up my bedroom walls. Just don’t take my freebies away.

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

I could have used this free Moist Sure hand gel while camping this weekend. Did you know it was dirty outside? There’s way too much mud out there! Plus I bet my mom would have a heart attack if she knew how many rocks I ate over the past few days. Uh…”accidentally” of course…

[thanks Christy!]

I’m back and ready for action! Although I have to admit that I’ve kinda forgotten how this whole freebie deal works. I think now is the part where I say here’s a free Heinz ketchup pin and then here’s where I start to make a joke. Am I doing this right?

In order to get the pin, you have to select “Ketchup Pin” on question 13.

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]