EDIT: This is no longer available.
I feel bad for Avril Lavigne and her new free Forbidden Rose perfume. I know all about plucking a forbidden rose. You think nothing of it, but then the crazy lady who owns the garden discovers what you’ve done and long story short I’ve been on the run since I was 14. Mom, please let it go so I can come home!
You’d think that Mother Nature would have eliminated the need for this free Pampers potty training kit by now. Animals don’t have to be taught how to use the bathroom, so why can’t evolution take care of that for us as well?
Just to be clear, I’m not advocating we potty outside like animals. Unless, you think it’s cool…no? Yeah, yeah, me neither. Um…I should probably go sod my backyard now.
Add 10 free Pampers Gifts to Grow points to your account by redeeming code ENJOYYOURSUMMER. Well … okay! I wasn’t planning on doing such, but now that Pampers has ordered me to, I’m gonna enjoy the heck out of my summer.
If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!
[thanks Rory!]
There’s yet another free Tena adult underwear offer available.1 Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful for all the freebies, but I kinda liked it better when Dove or Kashi led the pack of freebie providers. There are only so many times I can wear these and prank my little brother into believing that I’m not potty trained before it gets weird.
The link is in the lower left box. I have no idea why it took me five minutes to find it.
EDIT: This is no longer available.
If you play along in a little game on DiGiorno’s Facebook page, you can get a free DiGiorno deep dish pizza coupon. The coupon is worth up to $3.28 and will be mailed to you.
Does anyone else find most deep dish pizzas to be too shallow? I want a dish three feet deep! Give me a pizza that’ll provide weeks worth of leftovers and I’ll show you a happy Goob.
Have a nearby Rite Aid? Then use promo code FREE5X7JN and order a free 5×7 photo print or collage. Make sure to do in-store pick-up so you avoid the shipping fee. I tried ordering my photo this morning, but I kept having minor heart attacks while simultaneously watching the American World Cup game.
Don’t forget about their Wellness Rewards program either. As I wrote about earlier, it’s a rewards system that’s free to join. You earn points for every purchase you make and then can cash them in for rewards and coupons.
[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]
It’s been six months since I re-posted this free BeingGirl sample kit, but Hiffer Amy pointed out that it’s still available, so I’m re-re-posting it for all the new readers! The kit includes:
Okay, I made one of those up.
Remember the post last month about getting a coupon for free Libby’s canned vegetables if you liked them on Facebook? Well, it turns out that you can print the coupon right now!
All you have to do is go to this page over on Redplum and enter your email. After doing so, the coupon will automatically print, so make sure your printer is turned on and stocked with paper. Unlike mine, which had a bouncy ball in it. I have no idea how that got in there, but I’d be lying if I said I was surprised.
The free Nivea Happy Sensations lotion offer is back in case you missed it earlier this month. Or maybe you didn’t miss it but want a second sample. What do I look like, a mind reader?
Speaking of which, what exactly does a mind reader look like? I’m trying to freak out my neighbor.
[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]
Hiffers in the eastern half of the country were treated to a free Kerastse hair treatment and blow dry service last month but on Wednesday, June 23, it’ll be the westerners turn! Of course, call your local store to confirm everything.
A few folks wrote in to say that the event was great, which was helpful to learn as I didn’t go. I’m not much of a hair treatment and blow dry kind of guy. I’m more of a “oh crap, I’m still out of shampoo! Can I use laundry detergent?” kind of guy.
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