EDIT: This is no longer available.
While there may be no Meritage Homes sites near me, I can always tell them that I’m looking at houses in Austin or in Vegas… It’d be nice to dream of a vacation home, even if it is just to get a free tote bag…
On my way back from work, I think I might indulge and splurge on Weight Watchers. I mean, sure, I’ve had great results, but sadly? I’ve been missing my old friend ice cream.
And while I know that when I text SHAKE to 27297 and then tell them my zip-code and get my free Swirl Shake text from Arby’s? Well, its not real ice cream. But still? It’ll be so good and so decadent…
Edit: WHEW! That one was dead for shipping fast… You can still print them, if you’d like…
When I was back in college, I’d just put random posters on my walls. It didn’t matter who it was from or who did it, it was just a random poster, and it was time to just pop it on a wall.
That’s what these free No Nuclear Iran posters would be good for, especially with college rolling in for many students: they’re conversational pieces to make yourself into an instant intellectual!
Just, uh, don’t tell your date that you just liked the colors… Come up with something a little more intelligent?
At work, my associates are awesome. In both of my jewelry departments, they decided that they wanted to bring in a bottle of hand sanitizer. Not just a small one, but a mega sized one. We’re talking about gallon jugs. After all of the jewelry I show and the hands I shake? I’m glad to slather my hands up with the stuff…
So maybe with this free Bath & Body Works hand sanitizer coupon, I can have some scents to change it up with. “Clinical clean” is great, but it’d be nice to spice it up every so often…
EDIT: This offer is no longer available.
Remember the free General Mills Que Rica Vida program I wrote about earlier? It’s back again and is a pretty good freebie source for anybody who speaks Spanish or has access to Google Translate (edit: or use Adam’s handy chart from two years ago). Last week I got a box from them with a Nature Valley Oats ‘n Honey bar, some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a large Bisquick baking mix pack, and $3 in coupons.
Every package seems to have different freebies, so it’s like a mystery as to what you’ll get. Just imagine you’re on a modern day version of Let’s Make A Deal and about to find out what you won. In fact, do that with every aspect of your life and you’ll find that many everyday activities are enhanced.
Thanks to the two free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards codes below, we’re all now 10 points closer to a undetermined prize in the future that none of us know about now. Hooray!
5 Point Codes
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Oh brother. In order to get a free Eucerin Daily Skin Balance lotion, you have to take the “Skin First Pledge” and put the health of your skin first! In other words, just like them and then fill out the form.
I hate empty, hollow pledges and promises that companies try to get people to make. It’s like elementary school all over again. Tell ya what, let’s all make a pledge never to make a vapid pledge to a company. Although that might go against my anti-pledge pledge and the more I say “pledge” the weirder it sounds. Pledge. Pledge. Am I even saying it correctly now?
Whichever scientists figured how to bottle night into Hugo Boss’ new free fragrance deserves a giant pay raise. Now to find a way to get them working on those hovercraft vehicles I’ve been promised since the first grade.
If your local store carries them, then get a coupon mailed to you for one free BetterOats oatmeal product. Their Facebook page also has a BOGO coupon, so you can get three for the price of one. At least I think so. I tried doing the math in my head and ended up having a small stroke.
Why did I have my teeth cleaned today for the second time this year and yet my optometrist has never once cleaned my eyeballs out? Beats me. Guess I’ll have to file that under “brilliant ideas I’ve come up with that other people think are stupid” and move on to my free Blockbuster Express Rental Code of GT18A. It’ll work through the end of August, so no rush.
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