Freebies and free stuff

My mailman just walked by and appears to be delivering a handful of mail (must…have…freebies!) so I’ll keep this intro short. Hope you enjoy the latest assortment of coupons!

In addition to the coupons below, be sure to check out Coupons.com and RedPlum for tons more.

Grocery Coupons

Ballpark: $0.75/1 Ballpark Singles product [ff] [ie]

Del Monte: $0.50/1 Del Monte pineapple [ff] [ie]

Kellogg’s: $1/1 Kellogg’s Fiber Plus cereal

Libby’s: $1/2 Libby’s fruit products, excluding tropical fruit [ff] [ie]

Miracle Whip: $1/1 Miracle Whip when you like them on Facebook

Newman’s Own Organics: $1/1 Soy Crisps, $0.75/1 Fig Newmans, and $0.75/1 pet Training Treats

Tombstone: $2/1 Tombstone frozen pizza when you submit a short “summer fun” story

Wanchai Ferry: $1.50/1 Wanchai Ferry frozen entree

Welch’s: $1/2 Welch juices [ff] [ie] They also have $1.50/1 coupon.

Health & Beauty Coupons

Claritin: $2/1 Claritin (20-pack or larger) [ff] [ie]

GUM: $0.75/1 pack of GUM Eez-Thru Floss picks

Oxy: $1.50/1 Oxy Clinical product

Veet: $3/1 Veet hair removal product

Miscellaneous Coupons

Cutter: $1/1 Cutter insect repellant when you like them on Facebook

Rachel Ray Nutrish: $1.50/1 Nutrish Just 6 dog treats

Simple Green: $2/1 Simple Green cleaning product

Shout: $0.55/1 Shout Color Catcher

Wisk: $1/1 Wish detergent

If you have a second email address, you might want to sign up for the free Rachael Ray Nutrish dog food offer again. I’ll be honest, I’m not 100% sure this is still available. During my involuntary isolation from the internet, I’m going through the archives and looking for freebies that I guess are still working.

One unexpected bonus of doing so is reading all the random jokes I’ve made throughout the years. If you throw out logic and reason before squinting real hard, a few of them even make sense!

My Internet has been beyond messed up for over a week now and I finally snapped this morning. What started off as a peaceful day suddenly transformed into a rage fest as office supplies and potted plants were launched throughout my living room. I’m fairly certain I even began cursing in a language I don’t speak. It kinda sounded like Farsi. Or maybe it was Klingon, who knows.

Oh right, the freebie. It’s some Kotex product. What exactly? Who knows. It’d be awesome if I could stay connected to the Internet for longer than 8 seconds and do a little more research.

The Home Made Simple booklet from Proctor & Gamble with $30 in coupons is back for the millionth time. If there’s one way straight to my heart, it’s through recurring freebies. Well, that and baseball. And probably cake. I guess alcohol should be included as well. Mexican food or pizza wouldn’t hurt the cause either. What I’m trying to say is that I’m pretty easy.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

I think the first human right is that we should all have the right to have pancakes for dinner and steak for breakfast. As you can tell from the multiple food posts in a row, its time for me to eat so I don’t get much loopier than this. So while I’m waiting for this free human rights information kit to come, I might have to create my own list of human rights and see if I can get people to follow them… I think my first right should be something about cake…

(Thanks again, Audrey!)

When I was growing up, I remember how the food pyramid had fats up top and whenever I tried to place ice cream in the “milk, cheese, dairy” side, I’d get in trouble. Ice cream comes from cows, so it should be dairy! Forget the fact that it has sugar in it, cows!

So now with the new food pyramid, and my new free MyPyramid mini-poster, maybe I can finally justify the fact that I’m going to have some ice cream with my Cream of Wheat this morning…

(Thanks Audrey!)

I didn’t really think about rust and rust proofing on our car till we moved to the midwest. See, when you’re a Floridian, there’s this whole “snow” thing that we normally don’t have to deal with at all.

So I guess it’d be good to have this free Krown product sample. Maybe I could even rust-proof our cats… Nah, they don’t go outside in the snow…

I feel like I’ve been doing a lot of cooking recently–even if it has just been frying up some tofu to go with some udon noodles or yakisoba noodles. Even still, sometimes I just get bored with all of the recipes I have.

Enter this free Kitchen Basics recipe booklet. Hopefully it’ll have a recipe that I can make with a can of tuna, some rice, an onion, some chicken stock, and parmesan cheese. Oh, and gummy bears too!

Hey, what can I say? I need to go shopping again!

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Costco is giving away two free Kotex Lightdays pantiliners to anybody with a 12 digit member ID. I’m only one sentence into this post and my computer has flagged me for three spelling errors. I either need more or less coffee.

[thanks to the Hiffers who sent this in!]

A very small part of me wishes these Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards codes would stop appearing so that I no longer had to think of jokes for them. I’m about ready to just pick random words out of the dictionary and hope they make sense. Heck, let’s go ahead and give that a try now. Why does the faucet sample a laboratory?

Perfect.

5 Point Codes
BHSQJQKKMLFTPGB
BHJXFWSCMRQSPGB

[thanks Alese!]