Archive for July 2010


Free Backpacks at Staples

If you’re in the market for a new backpack (that sounds like you’re investing in their stock or something), then be sure to head to Staples for free backpacks after rebates. You’ll end up getting a Staples giftcard, so this works out best if you already shop at Staples to begin with.

Free Biotrue Solution

Contact solution is a funny thing. I pay so much money for salt water, and somehow there’s something different in all of these manufacturer’s solutions that makes it bigger and better than someone elses… In the end? Its just salt water!

So its a good thing that I just found this coupon for a free 2oz travel size of Biotrue, because with my contact solution running out and my disgruntled opinion of buying it? I’d probably just start storing my contacts in salted Kool Aid so I could make my eyes look Grape Purple colored. Yeah, that’d be sweet…

Free Dove Damage Therapy Shampoo and Conditioner

Maybe its just me, but this freebie seems to come back from the graveyard on a different site like every other month. Yup folks, I’m suggesting that this free Dove shampoo and conditioner freebie is a zombie.

Don’t get me wrong, I think zombies have a great place in our society, but that place is headless and truly dead. So excuse me, with the return of this zombie freebie? I think I might have to go out and purchase a shotgun…

(p.s. No membership number is required… Nice, huh?)

Freebies Received: Week #25

Freebies from Hey, It's Free!

Why am I posting this at 9:55 pm on Sunday night? Because … hey, what is this, an interrogation? Get that light out of my face and untie me! I swear if … oh, wait a minute. I was just tangled in my robe and sitting too close to the TV. Sorry about that, folks.

Freebies Received

Free SCI Fidelity Records 2010 Sampler

If you haven’t already noticed by now, music and I get along like BFF’s. My iPod? Over 1,800 songs. No joke! Not only that, but I’ve now become a blogger for an up-and-coming music site, and whenever it comes to anything music? Well, Goob used to call me just to make sure that it was kosher to listen to Roxette’s “Listen To Your Heart” just one more time. Yes, you’re fine Goob. Sure, its perfectly normal to listen to that song fifteen times in a row. Sixteen won’t hurt…

But when you get tired of listening to your heart, well, this free SCI Fidelity Records 2010 sampler might give you just the new flair of music that you need.

1. Susanah – 30db (From the album One Man Show)
2. On The Road – the String Cheese Incident (From the Trick or Treat box set)
3. Rehab – Keller & the Keels (From the album Thief)
4. New Country Blues – Emmitt-Nershi Band (From the album New Country Blues)
5. Turn & Dub – Umphrey’s McGee (Michael G Easy Star All-Stars Remix) (From the album Mantis)
6. Grayrigg – Lotus (From the EP Oil on Glass/Feather on Wood)
7. Way That It Goes – Kyle Hollingsworth (From the album Then There’s Now)
8. Come Around – The Contribution (From the album Which Way World)
9. One Man Show – 30db (From the album One Man Show)
10. Flying Red – EOTO (From the album Fire the Lazers!!!)
11. Cemetery Walk – Umphrey’s McGee (From the album Mantis)
12. Jam->Deep Sun – the New Deal (From the album Live: Toronto)
13. These Days – Emmitt-Nershi Band (From the album New Country Blues)
14. Unity (Radio Edit) – Ali Baba’s Tahini (From the album Living Room)

Or if not? There’s albums Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing.” That jam is still hot and fresh on my 8-track, yo. Right next to “Radar Love”…

Free Blockbuster Express Rental Code

Free Blockbuster Express Code

I’m not sure when this free Blockbuster Express Rental Code expires (it’s G418A) but I do know that I’m extremely thirsty so I’m off to get some water. That information probably doesn’t help you much though.

Free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic on 7/24

Free Lowes Build & Grow Clinic

Tomorrow’s free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic will have your kids making a free UFO complete with stickers and lights. However, as if alien paraphernalia wasn’t awesome enough, Lowe’s now gives a coupon for a free Wendy’s Junior Frosty to each kid that shows up. Looks like I’m crashing my local event tomorrow! Think I can pass off as a kid if I wear my little brother’s clothes?

As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand!

Free Coffee Sample From Gano Excel

There’s something funny about this free Gano Excel coffee sample. Maybe its the fact that I have no idea what this magical add in is they’re adding to it to make it some sort of “wonder coffee” that’s healthy.

Its a mushroom of some sort. If I want a mushroom with my coffee? I’ll have it in an omelet. Seriously. There should be nothing healthy about my coffee. It should be as black and as thick as a cup of sludge, no cream, no sugar. Now that? That’s a healthy coffee if you ask me.

Free August Mixtape from SPIN Magazine

When I used to have a subscription to SPIN magazine, I used to get really frustrated. You see, when you have the subscription? All of those cool bonus CDs and junk the magazines come with at the checkout? Aren’t there. That should be a crime, if you ask me. I mean, I shell out however much for them to send me the sucker and then I’d have to pay more to get the same thing, just to get a free sampler CD of songs that I’d probably never listen to again? Unfair!

But now, SPIN, you’ve made my life easier with your free downloadable August sampler. Yes. Now I have worthless MP3s to push aside and laugh at! Ha!

Free Nicorette Mini Lozenge

I’ve got a lighter in the exact shape of this free Nicorette mini lozenge case from CVS. We’re about to find out if natural selection is on my side or not.

[thanks Hip 2 Save!]